Alvin immediately went at it gently. It was full of passion and love. Havana wanted NONE of that though as they were still in front of EVERYONE and she didn't want them to think she wasn't freaky. Alvin started HARSHLEY removing her minecraft boxers. He was shocked to see that Havana was a goat! Alvin was actually racist to goats but he decided that because of the fact that him and Havana had immense amount of vape oils in them he would keep going at it.
halfway through Havana decided to order door dash because all the ozempic she was on was starting to make her a little hungry. Her order followed as such, An Alani Nu Cherry Twist, AriZona Arnold Palmer Half and Half iced tea, Ben and jerrys half baked icecream, cadbury bar, and a bag of highchews. Without tip it came out to $24.28.
============TW BAD WORD (please dont cancel me)===================================
Havana being a broke bitch decided to not order the amount of food she got.
============TW OVER NO MORE BAD WORDS WILL BE SAID==============================
Alvin felt very turned off by havana being poor but it was too late havana already felt something.
She ran to the nearest CVS and grabbed...
Pregnancy test.
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"STRAIGHT SEVENS!!!!!!!!!" Savana yelled while currently sitting at the slots machine. She looked over at her two new gambling buddies, Donald Trump and Joe Biden.
(this is what they were wearing, also Biden has no nipples)
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Trump looked over at his lover, Biden. The pope felt jealous, savanna noticed this and decided to go and hug him in a way of showing support. They pope immediately rejected her as he knew what would truly satisfy his animalistic urges. A threesome with him trump and Biden.
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Havana looked down at the pregnancy test praying for a negative. Her prayers were not answered on account of getting freaky with the pope.
She started crying and called her baby daddy alvin...
...he did not pick up.
She went to the hospital and got an ultrasound. Havana was pregnant with 27 of alvins babies.
Havana gave birth day of, alvin happened to not ghost her! apparently at the time he moved on from vapes to galaxy gas. Havana didn't understand the hype around the galaxy gas until alvin decided to force her to take it killing one of her babies halfway. So now one of her babies is a vampire! on account of the half dead thing.
Havana took alvin and got married because she thought that being unmarried and having 26 and a half kids would take her to hell immediately
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The pope took Donald and Joe in at the same time. Its kind of like eating two slim Jim's in one very loose hotdog bun.
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John Jansson hit the BIGGEST jackpot with savanna ever. But like the greedy stupid ugly goblin he is he took all the winning and spent it at the House of vapes. He wanted the new Subway surfers vape that you could play subway surfers on.
Savanna felt insanely depressed because of john taking all of her money, so there was only one thing to do... attempt to assassinate Donald trump. Now Savanna knew when and where she wanted to do this. July 13th 2024, This will be the day that Savanna commits her act.
