Even though everyone lives in Dubai they somehow managed to get Butler Pennsylvania in time for Trumps rally. Savanna knew that the trump rally would be the perfect place to harm trump.
The ak-47 was purchased legally, at least that's what the FBI thinks. Savanna bought the firearm from former president and popstar alvin (he is also a severe vape and galaxy gas addict). What alvin did not tell Savanna was that the gun only shot peoples ears, the gun no matter what would redirect to the targets ear. The FBI neither Savanna also didn't know this.
Once June 13th 2024 came about it was time. meow. Savanna hid on top of a building and aimed her muzzle at the back of trumps head! And the bullet with its fetish for ears and people named trump immediately redirected it course for trumps ear.
Savanna could not believe what just happened.
Now she was even more mad about the fact that she lost a shit ton of money because of John Jansson and because she couldn't even assassinate a stupid person named trump.
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John Jansson found a new way of life... zaza
John was on the za so much that he started going by Za Zansson
