You drunk text him

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Liam:

You:ONG IMMMM GONNNNNA...

Liam:your gonna what?;)

You:I'M GONA...

Liam:yeah...

You: wht wre we tOking adot?

Liam: did you have alcohol?

You: nohhhh I hadeeee beer...duh!

Niall:

You:whhhhhhhhhoooooo babbbbbeeee immmmmm fuckkkkong wagsted!!!!! I need iu nooooooioowwwwwww.

Niall: where are you? I'll be right there ;)

You: yehhhh I neeedd a cabb aat the barrrrrrr byyyy um.... I donnnnttt knoww wht barrrrrr thissss iss ahahahahahah!

Niall: I'll be right there.

Louis:

You: i want you to fuck me fuck me fuck me yeah hit my ass and yell at me FASTERRRRRRR.

Louis: babe what bar are you at?

You: my hose...

Zayn:

You: bab cme dan-ce withhhhh meeeeee!!!!!!

Zayn: babe your really drunk arnt you?

You: yeaaaaahhh howww did you knew?

Zayn: im sitting right next to you.

Harry:

You: YO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WHAT.

Harry: (y/n)

You: SO ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT.

Harry:(y/n)

You: I WANNA I WANNA I SAID I REALLY REALLY WANNA ZIGGA ZIGGA AH.

Harry: you done now?

You: yeah huh I'm off my period....

Harry: your drunk as fuck arnt you?

You: am I? I don't know.

Harry: I'll be right over;)

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