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you tell you 13 year old child were babies come form

Liam:

You and Liam were going to tell your 13 year daughter where babies came from. You called her down from her bedroom and had her sit down on the couch. She looked confused.

"well honey we have to talk to you about something." Liam said. She looked worried.

"what is it?" she asked.

"(y/n) why don't you tell her." Liam said looking at you.

"ok well Jazzy when two people love each other a lot and when they want a family," but she interrupted you.

"EWWWW MOM I ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THAT I DON'T NEED TO HEAR ABOUT IT FROM MY PARENTS!" she screamed running upstairs covering her ears.

"well that was easy." Liam said reaching for the remote.

"wait until you have to talk to her when she goes out on her first date." you said getting up off the chair and walking into the kitchen.

Niall:

You and Niall were going to talk to your 13 year old son Mathew about where babies come from. Niall came home from the store and ran into the kitchen laughing.

"what's so funny?" you asked wanting in on the joke.

"I got this book from the store it tells you where babies come from." he said showing me the book. I started laughing.

"ok easier then telling him how it happens." you said setting it down on the counter.

when your son came down you handed him the book and told him to read it. He sat down at the table and started reading it you continued cooking dinner till you heard him.

"EWWWW WHAT THE F***!!" he screamed. You turned around.

"we don't swear in this house." you said pointing the wooden spoon at him.

"What Kind of a F***ing coach, coaches a F***ing team like that stupid C***s." he said walking into the kitchen.

"NIALL!" you screamed.

"What?" he asked.

"I just yelled at our son for swearing and you walk into the kitchen swearing." you said face-palming because your husband never paid attention to stuff like that.

Louis:

You heard your 13 year old daughter singing a rap song that was literally describing sex. You told Louis and you both decided to have the talk with her. You were at the kitchen table just talking when she came back from hanging out with her boyfriend.

"Honey could you come sit down please." you said motioning your hand to the chair across from you.

"yeah what's up?" she asked.

"well you see Caroline, when two people love each other and they are married the..." but she interrupted you.

"mom don't worry I've know what sex is." she said calmly and then walked up stairs. you opened your mouth to say something and she screamed from upstairs.

"still a virgin." you and Louis both let out a breath in relief.

Harry:

you and Harry were having sex one night and your son was home and you didn't know if he heard you or not so you were going to have the talk with him. you both walked down stairs and sat on the couch you on one side and Harry on the other.

"William we have to have a talk with you." Harry said.

with a smile on his face your son looked at the ground and said, "don't worry I've already had sex."

You looked at him. "what?!" you asked pissed. "did you at least use protection?" you asked.

"yeah mom don't worry." he said then stood up and walked up stairs.

"Harry how did he get protection?" you asked.

"well." Harry said in a higher voice that usual.

"HARRY!" you said standing up you were just about to kill him.

Zayn:

You and Zayn were going to talk to your daughter about where babies. Alex took a sex ed class already but you didn't think she actually paid any attention in that class.

"Alex honey come here please." you said. She came into the kitchen where you and Zayn were cooking.

"Alex we have to talk." Zayn said.

"is this about that missing condom because I'm sorry he just showed up and it all just worked out perfectly." she said smiling at the ground. she looked up at you and Zayn both of your jaws were dropped to the floor.

"oh I'm guessing that's not what this is about." she said awkwardly.

you and Zayn both shook your head no.

"well this is awkward." she said looking at her feet.