One direction preferences

you text him but it sends it to someone else

Requested by @onedirectioner19999

Liam:

( Y=you, NH= Niall Horan)

Y-Lili why don't you come over and we can try out those new toys I got and my new costumes;)

NH- LMFAO Um I think you sent that to the wrong person.

Y- sorry. Haha I wasn't talking about what you think. I was talking about toy story toys, and Halloween costumes. haha.

NH- don't you worry lol. Hey do you think I could join?

Y- NIALL!!! NO!

Zayn:

(Y=you,  LP= Liam Payne)

Y- Hey babe I was thinking later tonight when you get back from the pool we can go out to the beach and got swimming;)

LP- hey I think you meant to send that to Zayn.

Y-hi this is customer services may I help you?

LP- that only works if you on the phone.

Y- could you just pass along the message to Zayn?

LP- sure

Louis:

(Y-you, ZM- Zayn Malik)

Y- hey babe I got that whip cream you wanted me to get.

ZM- what whip cream?

Y- ops sorry wrong person.

ZM- wait I want whip cream!!!

Harry:

(y= you, LT= Louis Tomlinson)

Y- Hey Harribo I was thinking about the cat costume I don't think its a good idea.

LT- wait my cat costume?

Y- No Louis.

LT- check who your texting.

Y-opps I meant my cat costume.

LT- I want it back don't get any sperm on it!

Y- ok thanks Lou:)

Y- Harry I have the best prank idea!:D

LT- Still Louis and No pranks. You are no longer allowed to borrow my cat costume.

Y- Damn

Niall:

(HS= Harry Styles, Y=you)

Y- hey Niall I'm sore from yesterday can we not do anything like that until my back, leg, arms, and crotch feels better? did you get your bed and the garage door fixed?

HS- holy shit what were you two doing last night having sex or going on a rampage?

Y- opps sorry Harry I must have sent that to the wrong person and a little bit of both haha.

HS- well hey are you guys up for a threesome?

Y- Why the hell not you might have to talk Niall into it he's not big on sharing me like that.