"I miss my mannnn lord I miss my man", Zhang Hao said sliding down the couch while rolling his eyes.
"I miss when I was in my house alone and getting dick... if I can't have that then FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK HANBIN-", Taerae said and emphasized the hell out of them last two words.
Zhang Hao only rolled his eyes and put his phone down, "Whatever... I just hate that I have to pretend to be arguing with him... I just wanna cuddle and be with him"
"I want that so much too", Taerae said agreeing with him with the straightest face ever.
Zhang Hao's eyes practically lit up and he smiled getting excited, "Aweeee! Oh my gosh! You wanna cuddle with Matthew-"
"No I just want you out my house so I can get my dick in peace ya dig?", Taerae said so very nonchalantly. No expression across his face whatsoever.
Zhang Hao on the other hand just looked at Taerae rolling his eyes, "I dig... but you know what else I dig?"
"What-"
"Confusion. One moment it's Matthew and the next it's getting dick? What do you actually want Tae?"
Now Taerae... speechless.
The one time he himself had been gagged and it was by a bitch that lowkey (highkey) led Jiwoong on when he wanted Hanbin the whole time.
He would say he'd be motherfucked but the mother that fucked already got him. He just sat there staring at Zhang Hao nodding softly, "Touché bitch..."
"Yea..."
"But Touché that ass to your house PLEASE... it's one thing for you to be staying here but now you're deadass lecturing me... Taerae don't need no lectures... Taerae need dick. As far as I know you ain't got enough of that nor the kind that I like"
Zhang Hao could only smack his lips and roll his eyes while standing, "CAN WE BE SERIOUS OH MY GOSH"
"Serious activated"
"I MISS HANBIN"
"okay and?"
"THIS IS TOO MUCH.. I CANT HANDLE IT"
"mhm... and?"
"I JUST WANT TO BE WITH HIM"
"I thought you said serious... you just listing shit we already knew"
Zhang Hao only fell back onto the couch rolling his eyes, "TAE! oh my gosh..."
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO SAY RIGHT NOW", Taerae said throwing his hands up.
"COMFORT ME! YOURE MY BEST FRIEND"
"I want to grab your hands when I say this darling", Taerae said scooting closer to Zhang Hao and actually holding his hands.
They both looked each other directly in the eyes and Taerae with a more 'comforting' look, "...this all I got-"
Zhang Hao just cut him off with a loud groan and he was about to turn away but when Taerae seen that he was actually a little upset about it, he tried to actually help.
"Okay look- I get it. You guys have been through so much at this point that wanting to be together is only natural. Hell from the outside looking in... you guys ARE together. Handoyoungwoo loves you he really does and I can tell that from a mile away"
"Han who?"
"Fuck up bitch I'm talking"
"Sorry-"
"Anygays... I promise you bitch... you will get your happily ever after. As hard and not doable... cuz I wouldn't be doing all this... I actually would have gave up... the very first time ago-"
"Alright Tae-"
"Sorry... you are strong and I know that you can endure this for the very last time. You guys are the strongest not couple I've ever met... You'll last I promise", Taerae said hugging Zhang Hao in his arms.
