[A while later, they come upon the fraternity house, which looks like a normal house.]
Sulley: This is a fraternity house?
Snake: It looks more like a normal house to me.
Don: [opens the door and waves to the duo] Hey there, team-mateys! Come on aboard! As the president of Oozma Kappa, it is my honor to welcome you to your new home.
[In the living room, Squishy, Terri and Terry are seen gathered to meet the new members.]
Squishy: We call this room... "Party Central."
Terry: Technically we haven't actually had a party here yet.
Terri: But when we do... we'll be ready! [presses a button on a remote, and the ceiling opens up, making a disco ball fall onto the floor and shatter]
Don: Woo! The hot cocoa train is coming through. Woah. Next stop: You!
Mike: I would like to start us off first by...
Tarantula: So... [is staring at the teacups and other items around the room. She turned around] You guys are scaring majors?
Don: [chuckling] We were. But none of us lasted very long. I guess we just weren't what old Hardscrabble was looking for. Don Carlton. Mature student. Thirty years in a textile industry, and then ol' dandy Don got downsized. Figured I could throw myself a pity party or go back to school and learn the computers.
Terry: Hello! I'm Terry with a "Y".
Terri: And I'm Terri with an "I". I'm a dance major!
Terry: And I'm not.
Terri: 5, 6, 7, 8... [starts to dance while his brother rolls his eyes] 7, 8, turn! And turn... Why aren't you turning?
Terry: Because we never agreed to do this.
Terri: You said this was gonna be cool.
Terry: No one said this was gonna be cool.
Terri: Now I'm embarrassed.
Terry: Now you're embarrassed?
Terri: Yes, because it's in front of people!
Terry: You should wake up embarrassed.
A purple monster rolls down the stairs.
Art: Hey, hey! I'm Art! New Age Philosophy Major. Excited to live with you, and laugh with you, [sadly] And cry with you. [happily] I thought you'd like to keep a dream journal!
Squishy: Guess that leaves me. [scares Shark] My name's Scott Squibbles. My friends call me Squishy. I'm undeclared, unattached, and...unwelcome pretty much everywhere but here.
Mike: Well now that we've all been introduced. As captain of our team...
Sulley: So basically you guys have no scaring experience?
Squishy: [laughing] Not a lot. But now we've got you!
Don Carlton: You're about the scarest fellow I've ever seen. Even with them pink polka dots.
Sulley: Aww, thanks.
Mike: Well, actually, I think I bring the whole package.
Squishy: Your hands are as big as my face!
Terri: He's like a mountain, with fur!
Sulley: Oh, come on. I don't even work out.
Art: Yeah, me neither. I don't wanna get too big. [sniffs]
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The Bad Guys x Monsters University Crossover Fanfic
FanfictionBased on two movies. In this book, the animals and monsters live in harmony together with the two Foxington sisters, Diane and Teresa, as they both meet Mike Wazowski during their first field trip to Monsters Inc., to learn about scaring. Throughout...
