DPACTYA IN MY MIND (BOOK 3):

P r a n k

Blocky: There's this ONE kid.

Pen: ?

Blocky: Who fucking made fun of my fucking height.

Eraser: PFFF- HAH- 

Blocky: BITSHJ-

Eraser: Srry

Coiny: Who?

Blocky: Ketchup Bottle.

Coiny: Oh god

Blocky: So I've decided, let's prank him!

Coiny: Blocky..Snowball told me you were w/him all day today-

Blocky: Let's prank his family.

Coiny: WHAT DID THEY DO??

Blocky: No I'm talking about yesterday yesterday.

Coiny: Wh-

Pen: Please don't murder him with a stick.

Blocky: Dw bro ima prank his family

Pen: Don't sta-

Blocky: AN EPIC, HISTORICAL, BIGGEST PRANK EVER.

Pen: ...

Blocky: Ima need yall to help me

Eraser: Oh fuck-

Snowball: Yeah bet

Coiny: Don't make me steal shit again

Blocky: So first, i want y'all to go to class A67, that's where his sister, Mayonnaise Bottle study History at. 

SB: Alr

Blocky: I want you Eraser

Eraser: ??

Blocky: -to go in her class and flip the light switch on and off as fast as you can.

Eraser: Why-

Blocky: She has epilepsy.

SB: WHAT-

Eraser: EXCUSE ME. YOU WANT ME TO M U R D E R SOMEONE??

Pen: OKAY UHHH I THINK I'LL EXCUSE MYSEL-

Blocky: S T A Y .

Pen: 😨

Blocky: I want you, SB

SB: What..

Blocky: I want you to catch a squirrel since KcB's lil brother, Ketchup Packet's fav animal's squirrel

Pen: I think i see where this is going...

Blocky: -wait for the boy to get his ass outa school, he's in the kindergarten Grassy's in btw

SB: OH FUCK NO MAKE PEN DO IT

Blocky: Pussy. Pen, replace him. I want you to wait for him to get outa school, the kindergarten's out at 15:00, but he usually leave at around 16:15 for some reason, by that time, all the kids should be home so wait for him at the entrance, make sure he sees you, SPIKE THE SQUIRREL INTO THE FUCKING GROUND.

SB: I DO NOT REGRET BACKING OUT.

Pen: 😰

Blocky: -head first, kill it on impact.

SB & Pen: OH MY GOD-

Blocky: NOW I WANT YOU, SB

SB: GOD-

Blocky: His grandpa, Wasabi, likes to shop at Walmart, he shops at the Walmart near yours SB.

SB: GOODNESS GRACIOUS-

Eraser: WOW SB ACTUALLY USED THOSE FANCY AHH WORDS-

Blocky: He is a Yoyle-veteran so go up, pop a balloon in his ear.

SB: ...

Blocky: I'll poison KcB's food and before that, before he even go to school, I'll slip legos into his shoes. Coiny, this'll be quick so listen closely.

Coiny: What is it..

Blocky: Pull up to his grandma's house and play trumpet as loud as you can, she gon think it's a rapture.

Coiny: Wha-

Blocky: When she goes to the window, say "You are not chosen." pull off.

Coiny: Goodness.. wait who-

Blocky: She's Mustard Bottle.

Coiny: Okay..

Blocky: Clear?

Eraser & Pen: ...

SB: I DO NOT WANT TO DO THIS BUT I'M FORCED TO *proceeds to do this to the readers-:

Blocky: Bruh

SB: ASSHOLE-

Coiny: Can i at least get $10 from this

Blocky: You can just steal from them-

Coiny: DON'T MAKE ME DO STEALING SHIT-

Blocky: Fine I'll get it myself

Coiny: That's- fine i guess...

WOA 400+ WORDS?? LESGO COWARDS- we cowards gotta stick together lol-