A Comforting Character | Sun/Moon x Fem Reader 🌞🌛

⭐•Bonus Chapter•⭐ | Aul I Wan Fo Chrimuh

A/N: Yeah, ik it's not Christmas, but this will be dancing around in my head for the next few months if I don't make it, so here y'all go <3

Y/N's pov:

It was December 23rd, 3 goddamn A.M., and I was at my house with Sun and Moon, watching them do karaoke with a new mini karaoke set Link bought for them on their birthday. They told me they wanted to try it out since it was Christmas, so I thought "why the hell not?" Well, I fucked around, and I quickly found out.

Link was recording on his phone as Sun and Moon were about to perform what I thought was "Jingle Bell Rock".

"Ladies and gentleman-" "Just start, dammit," Moon cut off Sun, beating him upside the head. "Okay, okay, good heavens..." Sun switched on the recording, and Moon got his evil "I'm about to send my brother into a mechanical coma" look.

The music started and Sun looked adorable and all happy and shit as he started to sing. "Jingle-" "Stroke on my, lick on my, suck on my dick," Moon sang casually with the song.

Sun looked like he'd just witnessed World War III; the poor bean was absolutely shook.

Link looked scandalized, but he kept recording.

I was fighting between laughing my ass off, stopping Moon, and comforting Sun.

"It's the first time for you, so here's what you do. Unzip me, and strip me, and show me you care-" "Moon- No-" I fought between chuckles, taking the microphone from him and turning off the music. I was laughing too hard to do much else, so I just stood there, laughing my ass off. Sun looked like a traumatized child, and Link was confused.

"Sun, are you okay?" I asked between laughter. Sun just looked at me with a betrayed expression. "Moon-" Link was too stunned to speak.

"What?" Moon said, acting like what he did was perfectly fine. "Moony, why- How could you???" Sun finally found his voice again. "Why would you use such vulgar things at a time of childlike happiness and joy???" he questioned him.

"Look what you've done to our dear Y/N, she's traumatized," he said, pointing at me as I was still laughing on the floor. "Nah, she's fine. I don't know about Lube, though," Moon said, looking at Link. "Our performance was so good, he's too stunned to speak. Look at him,"

Link looked absolutely scandalized, but as the faithful cameraman he was, he kept recording. The man was stunned into silence.

"Where did you even find this?" I finally said once my laughter died down enough for me to speak. Sun shook his head. "I downloaded it off of somewhere on Google," Moon said proudly. "You animal," Sun shuddered. "Actually, Sun, I'm a planet," Moon said.

"You know what I mean! " Sun replied. "And pay up, you owe at least $20 for how vile that was," he said, dangling the swear jar in front of him. "Ooh, money. Don't mind if I do," Moon took $20 from the swear jar and pocketed it. "That's not how it works- Moon! PUT THAT BACK-"

"Nope." he turned the music back on and started singing some weird-ass remake of Jingle Bells. "Jiggle my balls, jiggle my balls-" Sun was screeching like a banshee and I was shaking my head. "MOON, NOOOOOOOOOOO-" "Jiggle my balls all day, tickle my balls, I'll tickle yours too-" "STOOOOOOOOOP-"

Ten agony-filled minutes later for Sun, Moon finally stopped with the freaky Christmas song remakes.

"Please tell me you got that on video," I said to Link, who was still recording in a shocked stupor. He nodded slowly. "I'll send it to you so I can get this mess off my phone," he said, sending it to me. Sun was shakily holding the jar up to Moon like a beggar. "PAY UP. YOU OWE 100 BUCKS, PLUS THE 20 YOU STOLE..." he said. He was at wit's end.

"Oh, 100? all for me? How kind of you," Moon too the whole damn jar. "Y/N, make him stop!!" Sun looked to me. I sighed. "Moon, put the money back. That's not yours. And pay up," I said, amused.

"Dammit," he reluctantly paid $120 at Sun's command. He was definitely going to get back at him later.

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A/N: There's my contribution for the day 🤷🏽‍♀️ stay safe, babes <3 <3 <3