Disclaimer:Mrs. J.K., I am still having fun. I even tried a cliffhanger the other day! It works! See? Even old farts like me learn something new… Once a year. Meh, I am doing this for free, I am allowed to mess around a bit.
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I opened the letters, it was the first statement of the bank accounts. The next letter was from… Dumbledore? I felt a hook grabbing my belly button and I got portkey'd away. It took a while before it stopped. I landed in a room in front of an old man with hideous robes.
Dumbledore: "Hello Harry my boy."
4 You have been naughty my Boy.
All thoughts ran through my mind until Gamers mind let me calm down. It was at lvl 20 already, I decided to hear him out: "Why did you use a hook to pull me away from home? Are you a criminal? Or are you the Dark Lord that killed my parents?"
Dumbledore gave me his trademarked grandfatherly smile: "No my boy, I just wanted to talk to you, I am not a criminal and certainly not a Dark Lord. I just want to know why you set your aunt's house on fire."
I responded with an innocent smile: "But I already told the Aurors and Aunty Amelia everything! They are the magic police you know!" I avoided looking him into the eyes acting like a shy little kid… Ok, the little kid part is obvious.
Acting 16
Dumbledore crouched down to my eye level: "But I am the chief Warlock of the Wizengamot. I have to know to my boy." Now… this position is too good to pass on. I used Grab to hold him in place, took my frying pan out of my inventory, and smacked him with full force on his head.
Dumbledore went down like a brick. I jumped on his body, just in case if he has an emergency portkey, and gave him another wack with my frying pan. I put the pan back in my inventory, at that moment Fawkes flamed in. Meh, let's kill the bird. Fawkes could not avoid my bone spear and went down in flames.
I Grab the chick, ID Create: Empty Dungeon! All three of us were transported to the Empty Dungeon. First, I did a Medium Dispel Curse on Fawkes, He was chirping happily when he felt a curse lifted from his body, more when I followed up with a Clear Mind several spells lost their hold on him. I held Fawkes in my hand. The Game decided to throw me another bone:
Bonus quest completed:
Free Fawkes from his chains.
Rewards: Get Fawkes as a Familiar or as Animagus form
I choose the Animagus form of course! Flaming to my destination will be smoother than that apparition. Fawkes fitted in the hoody of my oversize sweatshirt.
Now my attention shifted to our Chief Warlock. It was good he is not a real Warlock, in World of Warcraft they are nasty buggers.
I used my household spells and grooming spells to fix our Warlock. Trimming his hair… all of it, a laundry spell to remove all items from the clothes before washing them is a good find too.
All those rings on his fingers… What to do… Meh, I am not in the mood to use soap or something to take them off. I'll just cut his fingers off. A Minor Heal and the bleeding is over, another whack from my frying pan makes sure he does not wake up in the middle of the operation.
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The games people play By fvdv123
FanfictionBook '' 1 '' Old Guy's brother did the stupid thing and jumped into the Black Hole instead of going to the Light. He ends up in seven-year-old Harry with a crappy Game System. Self-insert as always, Insert/Multi later on... as always. This is a cra...