The games people play By fvdv123

Chapter 7

Disclaimer:

Mrs. J.K., Are you a fan of your own books too? I am a super fan of my fan-fictions! That dude writes stories just the way I like it! I admit it is your world, your characters, your money… But my fun, for free even.

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Things were going in my favor now, I received Druidic Affinity, and upgraded Basic Wizarding Magic to Medium. Wizarding Magic. Hah! Fuck waiting for lvl 11.

That day, cries of despair sounded all over Askaban when the death eaters noticed their tattoo disappeared.

I sat alone in the dining room, eating my dinner.

Self-pity 8.

7 The muggle side is fun too.

Ok, I have to do something to entertain Little Harry. The kid is getting depressed, from a lonely boy to the center of attention, having six close friends, then reverse it to be lonely again. You can only miss something if you had it once. Now, little Harry is missing his friends.

When Sirius and I were getting ready for our dungeon, I said: "Tomorrow we are going to the muggle side to have fun. Little Harry needs a break." Sirius looked awkward to me: "Are you not a bit young for that? Shouldn't you wait for puberty to set in?"

I glared at him: "You naffing dog! That is not the Little Harry I mean and you know it! He misses his friends, Tonks leaves on the train tomorrow, so he will be completely alone." The only one that was permitted to visit was Tonks, at thirteen years she is capable of "defending" herself against me.

Sirius looked sad at me: "You are right, we are going to have fun from tomorrow on. But first five hours of torture in that insane dungeon."

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The next day we prepared to leave, I looked at Sirius's outfit and remarked: "Sirius? Do you want to get arrested? You are dressed like a pimp from the seventies. If you are alone that would be fine, but with me on a school day? You would be in prison before noon. Let us go to Gringotts first."

Puzzled, Sirius asked: "Why Gringotts? I do have muggle money, see?" He showed me a handful of paper bills that he grabbed out of his pocket. I sighed: "That would be the next reason to get picked up. This time they would search from which mental institution we escaped from. I am going to ask if Gringotts have ties to the muggle banks and see if they have bank cards."

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Gringotts was very happy to help us, after all, it was Sirius who suggested letting Goblins exterminate the acromantulas. Yeah, I totally stole the idea from my brothers' Fan-fiction. You try to be original with 850K stories about me… Harry.

We left Gringotts with a shiny bank card of Barclays. Sirius took half of my trust vault and half of his vault, to put it in the new account. With the years in Askaban, it piled up nice, together with the compensation of the ministry.

Our first stop is a normal clothing shop. Some jeans, T-shirts, and sweaters were good for a start. After that, I asked Tapsy to burn or vanish those old clothes. After a cab ride to the posh side of the city, we entered an Armani shop.

I grabbed the first salesgirl I could get my hands on: "Beautiful miss, can you help my Godfather with some new clothes? He has no fashion sense at all. Something classic that will stay in style for a few years if possible. The budget is five thousand Pounds for him and thousand for me." The girl got excited, a big commission on a slow day, and a compliment, even if it is from a little kid, will make sure she put some effort in it. We left the store, seven thousand pounds lighter.