The games people play By fvdv123

Chapter 14

Disclaimer:

Mrs. J.K., You can't claim to be my sole inspiration for Harry anymore… it is shared with hundreds Fan-Fiction writers. I am shamelessly using their ideas for my stories. If they recognize some parts of their story? Congratulations! I liked your story so much I used parts of it in my own. Meh, I am not making money off it, so, do like J.K… Actually, I don't know what J.K. does.

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Crap game. It was time to get the kids to the station, the train was bound to arrive. I apparated them to the station, and let them blend in with the other students. I flamed into my quarters to fix my hair and my outfit. Because you know that I am the Great Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defense League, five-time winner of Witch Weekly's Most-Charming Smile, and your beloved Defense against the Dark Arts Professor. I am particularly proud of the Most-Charming Smile. It got me plenty of pussy.

I took my seat just before the students entered the hall.

14 First classes.

Yes! Admire me! I, Gilderoy Lockhart, have the attention of most of the female students. I gave them my Trade Mark Smile, leaving the girls sighing at the sight of me. I have made my mind up when they are seventeen, and already lost their flower, which is free game for the Great Lockhart.

Hmm, that sounded evil… Alright, alright! I'll forget the students. But teachers are free game, even Kitty and Sprout are getting on my list. Don't worry, I will use a lot of lube.

Where was I? Ah, yes, the students admiring me. When everyone was seated the firsties came in for sorting. Should I? Would I? Could I? I will... fuck his sorting up again.

Creevy got shoved in Hufflepuff, Luna? Meh, I'll make sure she doesn't get bullied. I can't remember any other characters from canon, so I shuffled them randomly. I did take care not to send any muggleborns into the snake pit, I am having fun but am not cruel. Ginny got into Ravenclaw, so she can defend Luna, and get Molly's knickers in a twist.

Dumbledore did his grandfatherly speech, he did introduce me. I stood up, did my Trade Mark Smile, made my eyes sparkle, I even timed it with the spark on my teeth. Yep, I still have it. Compared to Snape I am a paradise bird while Snape is a crow.

The food was acceptable, silently I Dispelled the loyalty potion to Dumbledore. While I am at it, I silently dispelled McGonagall, Sprout… who am I kidding, I dispelled all the female teachers' food. It is funny when the wizards can't detect my Gamers magic.

Now I have to clip some claws. I Cut Legilimence from Snape for me, I used Copy on Flitwick's Dueling Skill. It is a cheat that I can use both on me once a week. When I want to Paste it to another, it works only one time a week.

I plan to rob Dumbledore and Snape blind and Copy the Skills from the rest. Anyway, the meal ended with Dumbledore's announcements. YataYata, forbidden Forest, YataYata, list of Filch.

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The bastards had me on night patrol from one until four. It totally messes my beauty sleep up. I have to see if I can get my hands on a time-turner. Invisible, I took a peek at the Slytherin dorms. All the male seventh-years and sixth-years were lying on the floor of the girls' corridors.