The Furry

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The scene opens to Tyler kicking the ever loving shit out of a guy in a fur suit who's on the ground.

Maxim soon looks in the room to see what was happening.

Upon seeing what was, he proceeds to join in kicking the shit out of the furry.

Soon Yegor pops his head in to see what was making all the noise.

Yegor: The fuck is this?

Tyler: Beating up a furry.

Yegor: Look I know you don't like them but that doesn't mean you get to physically harm someone just because the like to dress up in an animal suit.

Tyler and Maxim stop and look at Yegor.

Tyler: Dude, I caught him flirting with someone he knew was underage.

Yegor blankly stares at Tyler.

Now as Tyler and Maxim are kicking the shit out of the furry, Yegor is bashing it with a baseball bat.

Moral of the story: You can have your weird ideas of fun, but for fucks sake leave the kids alone you creeps.

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