(Sorry if this isn't good, I'm only 13 and the only thing I've ever managed to read all the way were fanfics about homosexual vampires, and this is the first non-satire fic I'm uploading so hope you like my fic)
It was a normal day in the netherworld, iruma was a human pretending to be a demon in the netherworld and so far nobody had noticed.
iruma went to school like normal and was with his classmates talking about their lessons until lead said
"Guys, my mother got remarried" said lead
"How the hell did your mom get remarried, she's been dead for 6 years" said jazz "you live with your older sister"
"Look at this" said lead
He took his phone out to show a selfie of a demon in the afterlife marrying the ghost of lead's dead mom, the caption read "your gonna have to call me daddy now 😏😏"
"What the hell?" Said iruma "who even is that" he was confused on who the demon with long blonde hair and a beanie married lead's dead mom
"That, is nobi ches" said lead "I told him that he's 5,3 horizontally, I told him that he was built like a potato and I said he couldn't even romance a carrot"
"Wow, what an unfortunate name" said allocer
"Why and how did he go to the demon afterlife to marry your mom?" Said Asmodeus
"Yeah, why did your mom marry the potato guy" said Clara
"I do not know, but as of today he is legally my-" lead shuddered before saying the last word "stepfather"
The class collectively gasped, was this lead's destiny, to be stepson to nobi ches who ironically courted a woman in the afterlife despite being called the opposite
"Wait-" said iruma "think of all the stuff he could do as your legal stepfather"
"Like what?" Said lead
"He could for example- change your name to something stupid, enroll you to military school or sell you off to people because your not old enough for consent yet" said iruma, knowing from personal experience that the last one was something they should avoid
"Who in their right mind would sell someone" said lead
You have no idea buddy
"It's still a possibility" said iruma
"Pardon me but That is ridiculous" said Asmodeus "nobody is insane enough to sell someone just because they got insulted"
"He married leads dead mom" said jazz " I think he's insane enough"
Lead got a notification on his phone, he decides to check it out
"WHAT THE FUCK" yelled lead, dropping his phone
The notification was a selfie of nobi ches shaking hands with Kim jong un with a contract with leads name on it, it was real
"NO NO NO NO"yelled lead "HE SOLD ME TO KIM JONG UN"
"I was right" said iruma "HOLY SHIT I WAS RIGHT"
"Lead this is awful" said jazz
"Exactly, he's gonna get the shit beaten out of him over and over again and he'll have to work 10+ hours a day with a low hourly rate" said iruma, speaking out of personal experience
"How tf do you know all that?" Said lead
"IGNORE THAT YOU JUST GOT SOLD TO A NORTH KOREAN DICTATOR" said iruma "YOUR GONNA BE PART OF A HAREM"
"Oh shit" said lead
"Who would want lead in a harem" said jazz "I'm sure he'll just work in the fields"
"Kim Jong un has more concubines than the amount of cheese in his body" said iruma
"Wow, so that means I'm totally screwed" said lead
"You should call the authorities" said purson
"And tell them what?" Said lead "'hey some frat-boy looking loser called nobi ches married my deceased mother and sold me to a dictator'!?"
"You're right that sounds weird" said purson
Keroli, who was quiet the whole time decided to speak now
"I do know a guy who could help but he's a bit sketchy" said Keroli
"The only thing sketchy is the amount of weight Kim Jong un carries" said lead "where is this guy"
YOU ARE READING
Lead is sold to Kim jong un
Fanfiction(I never see any lead fics, so I decided to be 2 steps ahead and wrote it, and I like shit about the whole misfit class in general lol, btw I don't read the manga so no spoilers please) (Turns out there was some mf in the misfit class called purson...
