Warning: there's mentions of dismembering, murder and chainsaws
The class was surprised to see a human airport for the first time
Jazz and the duty free were like a match made in heaven, or hell probably , since human security wasn't built to stop magic demons from stealing jazz took a lot of stuff, they did not need memory foam neck pillows but jazz took that anyway along with a bunch of other stuff you'd find at a duty free
If the class going apeshit at a duty free was how apeshit they'd go if they found out iruma was human than iruma was gonna make sure they never know
They had exactly 2 hours before their flight and decided to go to a duty free
While they were browsing the store keroli saw something on someone else's table
"What's that?" Said keroli, getting the class's attention
"That-" said iruma, Iruma went on his phone, pretending to browse the dark web "is called a cookie i think, they're flat discs of dough and chocolate"
Iruma never had to pretend he didn't know what a cookie was but so far he's doing great
"Don't we have cookies in the netherworld?" Said Jerold
"Yeah but these are different" said iruma
"It looks really good" said elizabetta
"I don't know guys" said iruma "we don't know what human food can do to us-", he was more concerned on what human food would do to his classmates since they're demons.
But they didn't listen and already tried the cookies
"Iruma you have to try these" said lead "they're really good"
Iruma agreed, he knew what a cookie tasted like but his performance of trying a cookie for the first time deserved an Oscar
He took a bite out of it gasped in delight and immediately started eating it, he hasn't had a cookie from the human world since he was sold to the underworld so half of it was kinda real
"These are really good" said iruma
I wish we had these back in the netherworld" said lead
"Me too" said iruma
"If kalego had one of these he wouldn't be so damn grumpy all the time" said jazz
"Yeah, that mf always yaps about being dignified" said agares "I bet he even pisses in dignity "
"Let's see how 'dignified' he gets when he has a cookie" said lead
"Can't believe the humans have been holding the potential key to kalego's heart to themselves" said asmodeus
"Honestly it's mean" said Clara "why can't we have this all the time"
"Clara's right we need to bag these cookies and have kalego try them" said jazz
"Maybe he wouldn't give us so much homework if we do" said lead
"What if kalego is gluten intolerant?" said iruma
"Gluten what?" Said lead
"Nothing" said iruma
They had so many cookies and bagged many more, which was understandable because after they complete their mission and cannibalize Kim jong un to help lead they'll never see it again
"Wait we never thought this out but how are we gonna go about killing Kim Jong un?" Said asmodeus
"Yeah, how would we do it?" Said jazz
"We should wait till Kim Jong un is alone" said lead
Iruma didn't want to hear how they'll kill a human, he didn't even want to watch but for the sake of lead he will
"and we'll go behind him and then bite him"
"Lead-" said iruma, uncomfortable with how detailed it'll get
"and sabnock will kill him by twisting his neck because he's strong"
"Lead-"
"and we'll dismember him with chainsaws and-"
"LEAD-!"
This got lead to stop, the entire class looked at iruma's accidental outburst
Iruma didn't like the way lead talked about taking a human life, even if that life was Kim Jong un
"I am really sorry, but we have to talk about how we're gonna get inside in the first place" said iruma, hoping to change the subject
"Good point iruma" said lead "how will we get inside?"
"What if we use detection-warding glasses?" said jazz
"Surprisingly enough I don't carry that with me" said purson "come up with something else"
"Or I could use my bloodline ability to get the guards to let us in?" said elizabetta
"With all due respect elizabetta I think the fear of being executed would be a bit more powerful than your full love gauge" said camui
"I can be very persuasive" said elizabetta "do you really think that the duty free guy would let your fatasses eat 83 cookies in one sitting if I didn't do anything?"
Elizabetta had used her powers on the duty-free cashier and probably a bunch of other guys
"Maybe elizabetta should use her powers" said lead
"Okay she'll use them" said jazz "but before she does how will we find kim Jong un?"
"Hold on let me look that up" said iruma, looking up Kim Jong un "it says he lives in a place called the 'palace of the sun'"
"Cool, we will just go there then" said jazz
"Stop being so damn chill" said iruma "even if he's a human and we're all demons we still need to be careful"
"Jeez, what happened to you?" Said jazz
In honesty iruma was a bit pissed at what lead said, he couldn't blame them but at the same time it wasn't pleasant hearing about your own classmates saying they'll murder an obese man
"Nothing" said iruma
"Okay" said jazz
"So our plan is to find this 'palace of the sun', use elizabetta to get in, sneak behind Kim Jong un and use only our strength to kill him and cannibalise his remains?" Said lead
"Yes" said jazz "when we're done you'll never have to be an under-qualified male concubine"
"Stop calling me that asshole" said lead
"Nope" said jazz "you'd be an awful concubine"
"Only our strength?" Said iruma "what if we aren't strong enough?"
"We're from the underworld and Kim Jong un is an obese human" said jazz "we'll be fine"
They were gonna talk more but the announcer said
"Gate 4C, North Korea?" even she was confused as to why there were this many people going to North Korea
"That's us" said iruma
They went off to their flight, waiting to destroy Kim Jong un
YOU ARE READING
Lead is sold to Kim jong un
Fanfiction(I never see any lead fics, so I decided to be 2 steps ahead and wrote it, and I like shit about the whole misfit class in general lol, btw I don't read the manga so no spoilers please) (Turns out there was some mf in the misfit class called purson...
