Surrounded by idiots

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The class had started cleaning up the remains of Kim Jong un and making it look like he offed himself, iruma not included due to his constant gagging, with enough google tutorials they succeeded, When they finished they left the palace of the sun, Kim Jong un was found and reported dead 10 minutes after they left.

They went inside the woods and walked around for a bit, deciding what to do next, agares fell asleep midway and garp had to wake him up, then agares spent the next few minutes complaining before sleeping again. Garp took the honor of pushing his cloud so that he wouldn't fall behind.

"Guys" said allocer, stoping the others from walking "it just occurred to me how much of a stupid decision this was"

"Yeah" said asmodeus "I'm surprised we pulled this off! We went to the human world and ate the remains a world leader"

"HOLY SHIT" said lead "WE WENT TO THE HUMAN WORLD AND ATE THE REMAINS OF A WORLD LEADER!"

"Yeah...?" Said iruma

"oh..." said asmodeus "OH SHIT"

The other misfits realized it too, garp woke up agares and he had the same realization, they were screwed

"Oh shit..." said agares

"What is it?" Said iruma, oblivious

"We are gonna get in so much trouble if demon border control finds out" said lead

"So we're gonna go to jail!?!?" Said iruma

"No..." said lead "the penalty for going to the human world, along with eating a world leader is..."

"Death"

Someone else said that, Lead stopped and turned around, that voice belonged to one person and one person only

Kalego was right there, in front of them, looking pissed

"KALEGO?!" said jazz

"you all have a shit-ton of explaining to do" said Kalego

"HOW'D YOU EVEN-" said lead, but before he finished Kalego slapped lead, knocking him down and making his head hit a tree

Shit, that slap was personal, Kalego was beyond pissed, they were royally fucked

"You IDIOTS" said Kalego, he was yelling, he never yelled like that

His yelling stroke pure, unadulterated fear into the hearts of the misfits

"Why in all of hell did you idiots go to the human world, steal 10,000 dollars from a charity, steal 500$ worth of airport merchandise and CANNIBALIZE THE FUCKING LEADER OF NORTH KOREA!?!"

"W-We can explain..." said lead

"YOU BETTER FUCKING EXPLAIN" said Kalego "WHAT COMPELLED YOU TO MAKE SUCH A STUPID DECISION!?!"

"Lead was sold..." said iruma "Kim Jong un bought lead.."

"What?!" Said Kalego "how the hell was lead sold?!?"

"Someone called nobi ches married leads mom and got parental rights over lead, he sold lead" said iruma

"Nobi ches..?" Said Kalego "is that even a real name?"

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