The misfit class went to comic con and saw people with all sorts of costumes, they were gonna fit in perfectly
"So when are we stealing their cash?" said jazz
"Don't say that out loud there are people here" said iruma
"They don't understand the demon language, we'll be fine" said lead
"I can't believe iruma knows so much about the human world from only the dark web!" Said Clara
The dark web, one of many lies iruma had to pull out of his ass to ensure that he won't get cannablized, if he were to share the real reason of his knowlage they'd most likely go apeshit on him.
They were walking until they saw it, a big sign that said
MOA
Manga orphan association
That is where they had the cash
"There is our pot of gold" said iruma, pointing to a giant check
"I'm supposed to steal that?" Said jazz "this'll be easy"
They all thought so until they saw the same cosplayer from before go infront of the check, she was the charity representative
"Oh no" said asmodeus
"What if iruma distracts her?" Said lead
"Why me?" Said iruma
"You are the only one who can speak this 'jap-a-knees'" said keroli
Iruma, being a huge yes man agreed
He walked up to the cosplayer
"Hi" said iruma
"Omg heyyy" said the cosplayer "where are the other people you were with?"
"They went to do their own thing" said iruma
Jazz was taking his sweet time before stealing the check
Lead was behind iruma and the cosplayer, acting as a watch for jazz
"What character are you supposed to be" said the cosplayer "I'm Millie from helluva boss, you like my costume?"
"Yeah" said iruma, it was a lie, that was the worst costume he'd ever seen, she looked like a red, gothic Oompa Loompa
"Thanks" said the cosplayer "are you the background character from first love memories?"
Lead was interested in the conversation, first love memories was obviously a story from the human world
"Yep" lied iruma "the background guy needs love too"
"I knew it" said the cosplayer "I love first love memories"
"That was stupid of him to say" thought lead "he's a demon he obviously doesn't know what happens in that human book, he's gonna be screwed when she asks."
"Me too!" Said iruma "especially the part where rin and kakeru confess their love"
"That part made me cry" said the cosplayer
"What?" said lead out loud
"What is it?" Said jazz, trying to unlock the safe the check was in
"Nothing" said lead
It wasn't nothing, how the hell did iruma know about first love memories? did he just so happen to find it on the dark web like the other stuff? And if he did why would he read it?
"Done!" Said jazz, opening the safe and grabbing the check
Lead signals to iruma
"I'm really sorry I have to go do something" said iruma "it was very nice meeting you"
"You too!" Said the cosplayer
Iruma felt bad taking the charity's money until he realized what the charity was for,
"How are we going to go back in public looking like demons?" Said purson
Iruma found some name tags and gave one to each of them
"Write your name on them" said iruma "we'll look like cosplayers."
They wrote their names on it, sure it was in the demon language but it'll look Chinese to the humans. After doing that iruma and the others left
"Iruma?" Said lead
they were all walking on the sidewalk and they were wearing comic-con name tags to not look suspicious
"How did you know about first love memories and learn the human language and customs in one day?"
Iruma should've expected that question, what lie does he have to come up with to be able to answer that?
"It's embarrassing..." said iruma " but I... used magic, to remember the stuff I found on the dark web..."
Used magic, that's the best he could come up with?
"You used magic to help you learn about the human world?" Said jazz
"Yep" said iruma
"Does it matter?" Said asmodeus "his knowledge still helped us a lot"
"I guess that's true" said keroli
"To iruma! And his knowledge of the human world!" Said asmodeus
Shit, that just made iruma feel worse, lying to people you care about is like really hard guys
"Thanks" said iruma " but now we can buy the tickets to North Korea"
"Yeah!" Said Clara
They went forward to the nearest airport
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Lead is sold to Kim jong un
Fanfic(I never see any lead fics, so I decided to be 2 steps ahead and wrote it, and I like shit about the whole misfit class in general lol, btw I don't read the manga so no spoilers please) (Turns out there was some mf in the misfit class called purson...
