Laryngitis

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We were currently in the choir room when suddenly puck walked in... with no hair he was practically bald

"Oh my god!" I screamed out as I full on started laughing, like I couldn't breathe. "I I didn't think y-you were s-serious"

"Who is that guy?" I heard Brittany mutter to Santana

Me and Santana sat next to puck as he started explaining why the Mohawk was gone, everyone was gone at this point

"My mom found a mole on my head when she was washing my hair on Friday." Puck explained as I couldn't stop snickering you see puck actually explained it to me and I didn't believe it

"Your mom still washes your hair?" Santana said in disbelief

" She started crying about sunblock and how she's always telling me to wear a hat when I'm cleaning pools. So she made me go see Dr. Friedlander, the dermatologist. He said he had to shave my head to get a closer look at it." He said. "It was nothing! They maimed me over a freaking freckle. I feel like that guy that lost all his hair, then lost all his strength."

"Oh man this shit hilarious" I said as I calmed down

"Samson?" My sister asked

"Agassi. This morning, people actually had the balls to look me in the eye. I mean, it's just a mohawk, right? I'm still Puckasaurus." He said, oh dear my sister gonna dump his ass now

"Actually, I don't know if it's the missing mohawk or the whining, but I am totally not turned on by you right now." Santana said as she got up and walked away, yep called it

Cut to the parking lot

Me and puck decided to go the parking lot when suddenly a bunch of nerds started crowding around

"You got a problem?" Puck asked

"Clearly you're not a follower of my @LarryHair account on Twitter. We've been tweeting all day about your new look. You're like a toddler with a loose lid on his sippy cup: no more juice. Get ready for payback, Puckerman. " Jacob said as I moved back

"Alright." Puck said as the nerds picked him up and chucked him in the dumpster I waited till the fuckers left to even help him, all the sudden we hear Mercedes singing with Brittany and the cheerios, oh no, that means one thing, Puck gonna try it out with her to get his popularity back, fuck! I gotta stop it

I helped him out and he had that one look which I knew would happen all along oh boy Goodluck to me, I always clean up his stupid messes

Cut to choir room
"I am very disappointed in you guys." Mr Schue started, Rachel, being a tattle tail said something

"I can't believe you narced on us." Finn said to Rachel

"Don't get mad at me for exposing your laziness. I'm tired of carrying all of your weight. Regionals is in a month, guys." Rachel ranted

"I'm just trying to understand what's going on here. Finn, why did you stop singing?" He asked Finn

"Cause you started giving all the male leads to Jesse. It kind of shook my confidence, y'know." Finn said

"Now you know how it felt for the rest of us Hudson, it was only you and Rachel who got the leads, so stop your whining" I snapped making him shut up

"What difference does it make? Everyone knows that my job here is to look hot." Santana said with exasperated sigh

"My baby hormones are making me moody." Quinn said

"I'm clearly here cos you don't have enough people so why should I pull my weight?" I said

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