Baby Hubby - Jinkook

#2 - Rules

Seokjin dragged in his two big luggage into their penthouse that was gifted by their parents. Jungkook on the other hand, strolled in with his cabin bag and casually placed his jacket at the side. Seokjin in his excitement pushed aside Jungkook, and starts doing his own mini house tour not forgetting capturing everything with his mobile phone. Well, he needs to show it to his besties. 

Jin: Oh my god!!! The night view here is awesome! There's even outdoor jacuzzi! Hey I called in dibs! 

Jungkook just rolled his eyes and walked away to find his room. He needs a respite from this kid who has been chattering and making loud noise non-stop. He looked around and that's when he resigned his fate. Obviously, there's only one room. What was he thinking? Why would their parents find a house with multiple rooms. They're not even subtle during wedding as they go around talking about baby. Like hello? There's a big baby right here?

JK: Damn it! Can you stop pushing me around?

Jin: It was a slight brush okay? And that's because you're blocking the way. Gosh! The house is all nice and big, but there's only one room. That's disappointing, indeed. Anyway, move it!

JK: What the hell did you pack in your luggage?

Jin: Are you curious enough to do unboxing with me?

JK: No. Not curious at all. You know what. I'm going to wash up. We'll figure it out on our sleeping area later. 

Jin: We can just decide now. I brought two sleeping bags. One for you and one for me. I would've predict our parents move. So we are going to take turns on utilising the bed.

JK: That's ridiculous. Why not, you just use the sleeping bag and sleeps outside at the couch.

Jin: And what? Let you enjoy this comfy fluffy bed on your own? Dream on!

JK: Come to think of it. We can just share the bed. 

Jin: Oh? I thought Jiminie said you don't sleep with guys?

JK: Precisely, I don't have sex with guys. So it doesn't matter. You don't need to worry a single bit. I'm not interested in you.

Jin: Pfft. Like I'm interested in you. Still I need protection, cause I don't trust guys like you!

JK: Please, you don't have the things that I want.

Jin: Hmmm... you're right.

Seokjin making a quick once over and squinting, before continuing...

Jin: You don't have things that I want to either.

JK: Excuse me?

Jin: Well, you like titties and I like big dickies~

JK: Tch. I know what you're trying to do here. You're trying to provoke me, so that I would show it to you? You're not that innocent, huh?

Jin: Oh gosh no. I don't know where you got that confidence. There's literally nothing to prove, you can keep erm your smally in your skinny jeans. Anyway, sleeping arrangement is settled. We're sleeping together in this bed. 

JK: You're insufferable. Go wash up and meet me in the dining room. We need to settle our terms and conditions.

Jin: Ugh. You sounded JUST like my daddy! 

Jungkook glared at Seokjin before he left the bedroom to use the other toilet in the kitchen.

- - -

Seokjin came out with his oversized white shirt that fully covers his shorts. Jungkook rolled his eyes as he sees Seokjin struts in with his milky white cleanly shaved long legs, and bare faced that depicts the epitome of innocence. But even then, Jungkook didn't care.

JK: Can't you move fast? 

Jin: I'm tired okay. This supposed to be my resting time. Can't we do it tomorrow?

JK: We don't have time tomorrow. We're flying off to Maldives, in case your peanut brain forgot to register this info.

Jin: You are sooooooo freaking rude, you know?

JK: Tch. Can we start now?

Jin: Shit! What time are we flying off tomorrow?

JK: 6am we need to leave.

Jin: I HAVEN'T PACK ANYTHING!!!

JK: Then what's that two luggages for?

Jin: One is for my kitchen stuffs, the other are sleeping bags and some clothes! OMG! You are right I've got a peanut brain! Shucks! You know what, we'll discuss tomorrow. 

Jungkook stood briefly to pull Seokjin in, and Seokjin fell comically back on the couch. Seokjin rubs his back due to the impact of the fall.

Jin: Do you want me naked tomorrow? I need to pack clothes!!

JK: We can just buy new ones okay. 

Jin: You're paying? Cause I'm broke.

JK: You're not broke. 

Jin: I don't feel like paying unnecessary things.

JK: Fine. I'll pay.

Jin: Oh? You're upgraded to be my sugar daddy~ 

JK: Stop it will you? We need to settle a few things.

Jin: First agenda, what shall we call each other in front of everyone?

JK: Thank you. I shall call you Jin and you can call me JK.

Jin: Boringggg~ You call me hubby, and I'll call you... hmmm... yeobo?

JK: No. 

Jin: We can stay here all night, yeobo~ 

JK: Whatever. Doesn't matter anyway. Next agenda, we will only do skin-ship when we're in a group of people that knew we're married.

Jin: Sure. Skin-ship is okay. Strictly no kissing. I want to reserve my first kiss to my first love.

JK: Is that why you made a commotion in the altar? You're the only groom that gives a shoutout to brother in law. 

Jin: Why? Are you upset you didn't manage to kiss my plump lips?

JK: Please. I should thank you for the escape.

Jin: You're welcome, yeobo~

JK: Drop it. There's no one here to hear our conversation.

Jin: It's not indicated in the rules that I can't call you yeobo when no one around, no?

JK: Last agenda, since we agreed for open relationship, we can date around. But remember to use condom at all times. I don't want any unwanted pregnancy in this house.

Jin: Fair enough. I would like to add, keep whatever rendezvous outside of this apartment. I don't want to see naked ladies over here. And please do health check up every quarter, not that it matters. But just in case, I need to take note of separate burial, you know. If you have one.

JK: Are you cursing me? 

Jin: Nah~ I'm just finalising last rites matters on the go~

JK: You-

Jin: Yeobo, are we done?

JK: Get lost.

Jin: What do you mean get lost? We're sleeping together in our bed remember? Come on over peanut brain~

Seokjin stick out his tongue as he climbs up the stairs to their room, while Jungkook seething in anger. He can't believe he agreed to this marriage.