Baby Hubby - Jinkook

#4 - Hump

Nightlife is really not his scene, apparently. The loud blaring music, the stuffiness of the place and eww the body odour. Seokjin was appalled. He has been sitting down there sipping his overpriced diluted orange juice looking at a crowd of sweaty armpits flailing around to the music. Just imagining the situation on the dance floor makes him scrunch his nose. And oh god, this stinky stranger is trying to invade his safe territory. 

Clubber: Hey pretty boy~ You're alone here?

Jin: Yes. No. 

Clubber: I don't see anyone here. I guess yes for now?

Jin: Good job. Your night vision is awesome.

Clubber: You're a funny one, huh?

Jin: You didn't laugh though.

Clubber: Heh. I got you a drink.

Jin: No thanks. I hate peeing in the club. It's dirty.

Clubber: Sure. Wanna go for a dance with me?

Jin: You don't need to try so hard. I'm married.

Clubber: I see. So where's your partner?

Jin: My husband out there thrusting onto a pole.

Clubber: You mean that guy over there is your husband?

Seokjin followed to where the stranger pointed to. For once, he giggled. There's actually a guy thrusting onto a pole. He quickly took out his phone and took a video.

Clubber: So that's really your husband?

Jin: Yup. That's my yeobo right there. Humping his smally onto a flat pole right there~

Clubber: Smally?

Jin: Oh. Yes. He has a small dickies~

Clubber: Well. I have a big D. Do you wanna see?

Seokjin off the video and gave a once over to the stranger in front of him.

Jin: Oh boy, no. My yeobo is actually a king size. Nothing compares to you. Bye smally~

Clubber: Are you outta your mind-

Jin: SECURITY!!!

Seokjin came out of the clubbing safe and sound. Thankfully the bouncer happened to be there so they manage to deescalate the issues. He walks back to his villa and sat at the balcony, overlooking the peacefulness of the sea. Now this is his scene. He took a picture of the vastness of dark blue skies and not forgetting to post on his social media. For he knows his parents would want some updates of his honeymoon trip.

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Meanwhile somewhere in a hotel room, there's loud grunts and moans of two individuals. Jungkook lets out his steam after a month long of not having any relationship due to the wedding and now dealing with this kid who's constantly stressing him out. Jennie, one of his past, was such a good distraction for him. Her message came timely, just when he needs a let out to clear his mind.

In the midst of thrusting, his phone blinks indicating he received a message. He quickly took the phone, worrying that Seokjin message to inform his parents or in-laws called in to check on them. But when he opened the message...

JK: What the fuck?

Jennie: Hey, babe. What's wrong?

JK: That kid is fucking my mind right now! 

Jennie: Kid? Who? You mean your husband?

JK: Who else? Move. I've got no more mood for this. You know what? I'm going to wash up and go off.

Jennie: But we booked for three days? Are you coming back?

JK: You can stay here if you want. Ugh! Stupid kid! Who the fuck is he talking to? 

The message that triggered JK:

Kid: {Attached video} Yeobo, this guy reminded me of you. Happy hump day~ Go smally!! 👌🍆🥹💪

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Jungkook came back to the villa on a rage. He opened the door and went straight to the room to confront Seokjin, but then the bed was empty and the sheets were left untouched.

JK: Where the fuck did the kid go? Don't tell me he's still at the club with that twink's dick? God. He's such a fucking brat!

When Jungkook sat at the edge of the bed, he noticed a flimsy tent placed on the balcony. He didn't recall any of those. Then he recalled and couldn't help but smirked.

JK: Obviously he brought his sleeping bags and apparently a tent. Is he a boy scout or what?

Jungkook got a little curious so he went out and slightly open the zip of the tent, and true enough the kid is there all bundled up in his sleeping bag. 

JK: You're off the hook tonight. Kiddo.