Cross: Hey guys...
Killer: What?
Cross: If I was an animal, what would I be?
Dust: Dalmatian Dog.
Cross: That was fast. Why?—
Killer: I'd be a Snowshoe Cat. Me-wow~ *purring up to NM*
Nightmare: *Just lets Killer do that*
Cross: Wtf—
Dust: You'd be a Dalmatian Dog because you're always wearing colors of the 1990s TV and I'm not going to lie, you're a fucking dog, man.
Cross: What??? How???
Horror: You just kinda would be a dog, dude.
Cross: 👺👺👺
Horror: Where did Boss and Killer go?
Dust: That Cat's probably eating Octopus d**k.
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The Homo Sanses
FanfictionThis book is just another trashcan of Sans AUs shitposts 👁️👄👁️ Also cover pic not mine, credit to the original artist Ships that I might pull out of my ass: - Nightkiller (ofc) - Cream - Errorink - Dustblue - Bloodlust - After death - Kustard
