Shrek x Alexander Hamilton 💞

sexy meet up 🍷

h-hi my name is Alexander Hamilton..., my daddy left when i was 3 years old because i couldn't give him a beer, ... And my mum died because I failed my math test 🎀,, 🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸

I woke up with an perfect hair because I'm quirky and shi and I wore my uniform and as i was going to get out of my house, my wife, Eliza Schuyler, who i married for money...but we don't talk about that 🎀, anyways. i tried to leave as fast as possible but when i opened the door she called my name, I turned around turned around and i looked at her, "Hamilton go back to sleep.., it's still dark outside" she said as she rubbed the sleep from her eyes, i spoke in an low ÙwÚ kawaii tone "I have an early meeting out of town" before she could open her mouth i walked away quickly and i left, i wasn't really straight and i used eliza for the money, and my eyes were always on my one and only.....SHREK, the hottest man ever, then i noticed a letter from someone and it said "dear sir, meet me at 69.69.69.69., From your dearest - unknown~" I got worried as my petite body shivered from fear and i arrived at the place I then noticed daddy shrek who's shirtless, he said my name in low hot sexy voice RAWR 😻😻 "come here alexander~" i blushed deeply as i walked next to him, he then pulled me by my shirt and he placed his lips against mine, I gasped and i just froze before i got comfortable kissing him

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