narrator pov
Unfortunately for um.. Everyone. The driver started hallucinating or some shit and then crashed the fucking bus. They landed in water. Balloon was sitting down on the bus floo- wait what. "Cmon get up! What are you doing?" Suitcase pulled him up. (A/N: with what arms😐)
Everyone tried breaking the windows but it didn't work, these school buses are shitty. Why did you think that would work? But Balloon and Suitcase used their epic uwu alpha gacha powers to get the bus back up. And the bus is flying now. "We should hang here more often." Balloon suggested. "It's so much better up here." Suitcase added.
Some of the people were freaking out so Balloon asked "Should we land this thing?"
"Mmm.. neh."
"i'm gonna jump out the window!!!"
The bus then landed in front of the school, there it was. K-12. Everyone exited, including Balloon and Suitcase. (A/N: there's a very questionable scene in this part so erm)
They stood in front of the school while the bell chimed before walking in.
"I don't know why people are so scared of death." Balloon said while walking with Suitcase to their classes. "I agree, it's just another part of life."
"You start in the womb. And you end in the tomb." They chattered before walking up the stairs and realizing. "Wait a second, where is everybody?" Suitcase asked."I don't know if it's just because it's cold in here.. But i'm getting a kind of... Creepy chill down my back."
"I love it!" They both said in sync before a ghost lady thing walked by then phased through the wall. "What even was that?" "Scary."
"What's the room number again?" Balloon asked "222." Suitcase replied and both of them started looking at the rooms "221."
"223."
"222." They said in sync again before Balloon sighed.balloon pov
We both walked in the classroom before the teacher said "Class, would you like to inform Balloon and Suitcase of what rule they did not follow today?"
"When the bell rings you must be in your assigned seat." Everyone said while the teacher stared at both of us. "What are you, deaf? Sit your asses down."
"Sorry Mr. Mephone." Both me and Suitcase replied before the loudspeaker said "All must stand for the pledge of allegiance." and the teacher said "All rise!" and all of us did, except one.
"Taco. On your feet." The loudspeaker spoke the pledge of allegiance with all of us echoing it, except Taco of course. "I'm being generous with you girl." Mephone said "Last chance to stand and show some respect." The loudspeaker then silenced and Taco spoke. "You hear that? Liberty and justice for all?"
"That's bullshit."
(A/N: I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO WRITE THIS HELP but basically security guards take taco away lol)It was the middle of class and the teacher wasn't looking, Salt had a fat ass and trouble was cooking.
She had a boy wrapped around her finger tight.
I fell in love with him but he wasn't in my life.
The teacher gave me notes to go out and give Salt. She was kissing Nickel and I got jelly.
I wanted to be in her shoes for one day.
I just waited till recess to make her pay.
Salt then threw a paper at me which said "You at recess" with a tombstone drawing, and the teacher wrote "NAPTIME"on the board.(A/N idk how to write this either jst watch the music vid)
suitcase pov for the first time in foreverrrrr!!!
"Suitcase?" I heard Balloon yell. "I'm over here!" I replied "Can you hear me?"
"Yeah, where are you?" Balloon asked "I'm trying to follow your voice." We both then found each other
"There you are!" I said happily. "Finally. How do they expect us to sleep in there?" Balloon asked "I don't know, I am kinda sleepy though." I yawned before Balloon tossed something towards me though i couldn't catch it, because I don't have arms. "Well wake up, I got that thrown at my head." I unraveled the paper reading it before asking "Who drew this?" To which Balloon replied "That girl Salt, I think she's tryna like rip my head off or something.." "Well what are you gonna do?" I asked "You gotta defend yourself." I encouraged "I can't defend myself. I don't know how to fight, I just.. I-I don't even know how to do that. I don't-" I slapped Balloon, with my foot. "Ow!" "Hold it together Loon. We are capable of doing whatever we want." I started a fire by just holding my foot out to remind him. "Remember?" "No, I can't it's cheating!" Balloon replied and poured water from his hand over my fire to put it out. "Do you really think we would have these abilities if we weren't supposed to use them?" I asked him "I don't know, I just feel like i'd have an unfair advantage." He answered but at this moment, I didn't know either. "Well.. I don't know, why don't you call your mom and ask what she thinks you should do?" "My mom?" Balloon asked to which I replied "Mhm." "No it's okay, she's probably sleeping right now and i don't even think she would pick up the ph-" I pulled out a telephone before he could even finish his sentence and passed the phone to him signaling him to call his mom. To which Balloon agreed "Fine." he sighed "She's not going to pick up." "We'll see." I replied and Balloon entered his mom's number.
balloon pov now"Mommy why do I feel sad? Should I give him away, or feel this bad? 'No, no, no, don't you choke.' Daddy chimed in, 'Go for the throat.' For the throat. For- for the throat. Daddy chimed in go for the throat. For the throat. For- for the throat. Daddy chimed in go for the throat." Suddenly we both heard a noise and looked up seeing Salt carry a jar with.. something? We both went to bed after that.
salt the whore pov
"Did you see what she was wearing? It was embarrassing for everyone. And like, I told her! I was trying to be helpful, I was trying to give her advice I was like 'That's ugly!' And like she took it like personally, she was getting all mad about it. I was like 'I'm helping you.'-" I was talking with my besties until one of them interrupted me "Hey Salt-" I slapped her hand away. "Stop! Don't interrupt me. Shh, I'm still talking." "I don't understand why you wouldn't take my advice like I give really good advice to people, and its just I-" I noticed them whispering to each other "Are you even listening to me?!" They pointed behind me and I saw that dumbass Balloon talking to Nickel and walked towards him, pushing every other non important person out of my way.
balloon pov wow
"Watch out!" I heard Suitcase shout before Salt slapped me in the face "Ack!-" She then slapped me repeatedly with people shouting 'FIGHT!!' in the background. Before she pulled out a knife and cut into my arm and unleashed my inner alp- (A/N ok i'll stop now)
mephone pov but for like one second
I looked at the cameras and- "What the fuck."
ok back to balloon
Her face was fucked up and my hands were bloody.
"What are you doing?!"
We were in the playground, things were getting muddy.
"Put me down you freak!"
I then used my string to "strangle" her.
The teacher broke us up after I broke her.
And my one true love called me a monster.
Mommy why do I feel sad?
I slowly lowered and the teacher blew his whistle.1308 words
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K-12 the film
Fanfictionbasically k-12 but inanimate insanity (watch the original film on yt by melanie martinez)