narrator pov (its a pattern real)
Tr had grabbed them both by their "ears" "I would have thought that young objects like you would know better!!" he shouted before Salt the slut interrupted him "Quit it! My mom spent good money polishing my handle." (A/N I KNOW ITS NOT A HANDLE BUT IDK WHAT TO CALL IT) "You have REALLY blown it this time, SIT DOWN!" Mephonicus four yelled. "I mean it." he then walked away while Balloon started thinking about what he had done. 'I know I shouldn't have lost control like that. She's not a bad person she's just.. projecting her insecurities onto me.' Meanwhile, Salt didn't give a shit. Her ego was too big. 'He didn't even leave a mark on me, I broke skin.'
"You said you dress as a woman now?" (A/N: WAIT IM PRETTY SURE THIS ALSO INCLUDES TR4NZPH0B14 NOO) "Yes i'm transitioning, look I-" Steve interrupted "Transitioning? No, no I can't allow you to influence the children with this ridiculous behavior." "And so what? You want us now to address you as-" (A/N again: IDK WHO WOULD BE MS HARPER EXCEPT LB BUT I ALR HAVE AN IDEA 4 HER SO THIS WILL BE 'PLACEHOLDER') Placeholder interrupted "Ms. placeholder. Correct." Mephone chuckled while placeholder explained, "The kids really connect with me, I love my job and I'd really like to stay but I need to be my most authentic self!" placeholder finished off "I am a woman!" (A/N YOU SLAY PLACEHOLDER🎉🎉) "A woman?" Mephone asked, he's being kind of a bitch right now. He then chuckled "You hear this?"
"Mr. placeholder your fired."balloon pov
Still in the waiting room with a few others, I had noticed someone eating glue and tried not to make eye contact. Because it's fucking disgusting. "What are those?" I asked as I noticed someone taking some sort of medication. "He forces us to take these pills, each color is a different dose. I'm on pink, the lightest dose." Baseball replied before swallowing, then I asked "Why is he forcing medication on everyone?"
"To control us."
"So we can't leave."
"That's fucking disgusting!" Salt yelled at the object eating glue. Guess she agrees. I pulled the phone from above and called Steve Cobs, the principal.
"Sneaky greedy money seeking."
"Always peeping, fucking creeping."
"Got it on the down low, so you think you're always squeaky."
"What if I had told your mother, her son was a cruel mother fucker?""It's not just me it's everybody, who thinks that you're fucking ugly, when you come and hurt us."
"Just so you can get your money."
"Forced to follow the leader, who's being possessed by demons."
"I tried to make you listen but you won't, it's your way right?"
"Killing kids all day and night."
"Prescription pills and online fights."
"Shooting at the angels while claiming you're the good guy."
"All you want is cash and hype, fuck our dreams and that's not right."
"The principal."
"Oh where's the principle?"
"Oh where's the principle?"
"Oh where's the principle?"
"Oh where's the principle?"
"Oh where's the principle?"
"Complicated, overrated, you're fixated, and elated, by the separation in this space that you've created."
"Fuck all of your rules and guidelines, you shouldn't even be on the sidelines."
"Can't you see that we are hurting?"
"If you're not teaching we're not learning."
"Excuse me how much are you earning?"
"I tried to make you listen but you won't, it's your way right?"
"Killing kids all day and night."
"Prescription pills and online fights."
"Shooting at the angels while claiming you're the good guy."
"All you want is cash and hype, fuck our dreams and that's not right."
"The principal."
"Oh where's the principle?"
"Oh where's the principle?"
"Oh where's the principle?"
"Oh where's the principle?"
"Oh where's the principle?"
"You don't know the pain that you are causing."
"Yeah your actions hurt, so do your words."
"The more you try to fuck us over, we will be there yelling at your front door."
"I tried to make you listen but you won't, it's your way right?"689 words
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K-12 the film
Fanfictionbasically k-12 but inanimate insanity (watch the original film on yt by melanie martinez)