narrator pov
Both Balloon and Suitcase were digging Steve's grave, this took a lot of work. So they were tired.
"Wanna go play tennis?" Balloon suggested "Ooh yeah!" they both giggled and ran away."First draft of ethics essay..."
"A treatise on co-ed education,"
"Boys are the problem."
"Test tube! Wait up!" Balloon yelled as he ran towards her.
(reminder: i hc balloon as trans so in this timeline he's called a girl but i will still call him by he/him)
"Oh hey, umm...."
"Did you guys find a place to dump the principal?" Test tube asked, pointing at the two with her pen.
"Yeah we just did it, done deal." Suitcase responded
"Perfect!"The three 'played tennis', and by played tennis I mean cheated.
"Did you guys know there's actually two holes down there?" Suitcase asked, that's one way to start a conversation...
"You didn't know you had a butthole?"
They both giggled.
"No I mean in your (i am NOT typing that)"
Balloon blew some bubbles, Suitcase kept talking.
"There are two separate holes."
"Are you sure?" Balloon asked, Suitcase nodded as a way of saying 'yes'.
"Mhmm."
"I think I need to see a doctor."
"Hey guys." Test Tube interrupted, their ball was floating away in the sky
"Yeah, there's your (AAAAAA WHAT THE FLIP)"
"You guys." Test tube tried to get their attention, but they wouldn't listen.
"Oh okay, got it. So, one hole that you can pee out of and and the other one that you can-"
"Why does no one listen to me?" Test tube whispered.
"You guys! The ball is floating away."
"Oh shit." They giggled and ran after it.
"The ball!""I feel like we're going the wrong way."
"I swear I just saw it."
They didn't, but Trophy did. He held on to it. Tightly.balloon pov
"Feeling unsure of my naked body."
"Stand back, watch it taking shape."
"Wondering why I don't look like Barbie."
"They say; 'boys like girls with a tiny waist'."
"Now my mamas preaching to make sure im pure."
"But I never really cared about that shit before."
"Look around the room to whoever wants me."
"Got boys acting like they ain't seen skin before."
"Got sent home to change cause my skirt is too short."
"It's my fault, it's my fault."
"Cause I put icing on top."
"Now, the boys want a taste of the strawberry shortcake."
"That's my bad, that's my bad."
"No one taught them not to grab."
"Now, the boys want a taste of the strawberry shortcake."
"Gotta make sure that my legs are shiny."
"Hot wax melting, burn my skin."
"People all around me are watching closely."
"Cause it's how I look and not what I think."
"Silver's eyes seem to be glued to her chest."
"So I'm stuffing my bra so that mine look the best."
"It's my fault, it's my fault."
"Cause I put icing on top."
"Now, the boys want a taste of the strawberry shortcake."
"That's my bad, that's my bad."
"No one taught them not to grab."
"Now, the boys want a taste of the strawberry shortcake."
"Instead of making me feel bad for that body I got,"
"Just teach him to keep it in his pants and tell him to stop."
"Saying; 'it's my fault, it's my fault'."
"Cause I put icing on top."
"Now, the boys want a taste of the strawberry shortcake."
"That's my bad, that's my bad."
"No one taught them not to grab."
"Now, the boys want a taste of the strawberry shortcake."
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K-12 the film
Fanfictionbasically k-12 but inanimate insanity (watch the original film on yt by melanie martinez)