(THEY ARE ALL 18 AND OLDER SO LIKE ANY SEXUAL JOKES OR SOMETHING THEY PROBABLY WOULDNT DO AT THIER ACTUAL AGE THEY ARE AT LEGAL AGE TO DO SO❤️) A horrible au based off a call with my friend where gregory and christophe comes out to thier friends as...
Gregory and Christophe moved in with eachother after dating for a while because they wanted to come out to thier friends, but like, theres a problem. They arent really sure if those friends will support them since they are so openly straight.. yet they still have high hopes they will be supported..
(Like none of your fave ships like Dip rebstella or smth isnt Canon here except for Gregstophe❤️)
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*CHAPTER ONE GREGSTOPHOBIC*
"This apartment is kind of small... how will it fit us.??" Gregory asks Christophe while they are decorating and packing into the new house.. "its a medium sized apartment. And theres only two of us. Its perfectly fine, and probably could be too big for us, you OCD-pilled idiot." (In a thick french accent becauze i dont wanna add those Z's because its complicated.) Christophe answers, "WHAT THE FUCK MEANIE THAT WASNT EVEN OCD" Gregory tries to defend himself for being a stupid idiot.. But after that christophe ignores him since hes aware that gregorys smartness has been decreaseing since the start of thier relationship..
Well, after all that packing, theyve finished!! Yippee! "That took.. so..long.." gregory says before moaning and groaning so loud because of exhaustion.
Christophe still ignores him. They took only 1 hour, and christophe did 97% of the work. But gregory still wouldnt stop moaning and groaning. He was complaining so much. "Gregory please shut the fuck up. I did all the work. Shut. Up. Shut it. Stop. Stop it." Christophe screams at gregory, but like, of course gregory shuts the fuck up! ~^_^~
theres no point in fighting, so they just sat there until christophe blurts out "We should figure out how we will tell them about this."
"Lets make out infront of them." Gregory suggests.
"Okay, seriously, what the fuck..?? Its too much, why would we make out infront of straight people..." Christophe responds even though he didint wanna because this is actually concerning..
but still Gregory kept suggesting it until Christophe actually had to go and cover his mouth and scream into his ear "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! !!!!!!"
And then he lets go of the painful grip he had on his mouth.
"STOPIT STOP STOP SCREAMING STOP OH MY GOD MY EARS ARE RINGING- OH- AM I GOING BLIND? WHATS HAPPENING. OW. UGH. YOU STUPID FAG."
"YOUR SO DRAMATIC GREGORY JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH OR IM GONNA MAKE YOU SHUT UP MYSELF"
"Are you gonna make me choke on your dick?"
"NO SHUT THE FUCK UP"
And that made Christophe start beating the shit out of him with a dry bagguette he had stashed in his...uhm...uhh......bag...?
He beat the shit out of him for 3 hours, and because of it, Gregory passed out 1 hour into the beating. And Christophe still kept going because he was angry. Even tho he probably has brain damage by now, i mean, it was dry and hard enough to be used as if it was a metal bat.
It had been FIVE hours before Gregory woke up again ,and somehow Christophe reacted normally and didint freak out. As if Gregory didint look like a rotting body that was fixed up enough so it didint decompose... i guess it makes sense, Gregory deserved it. Haha. Stupid gay loser. Haha.
No other words were said, they were both quiet, until like.. 1 hour or something when they decided to go to bed, because it was like 2:13AM.. ll
"Goodnight, baby." Gregory said (cutely),but Christophe is still so mad, so he responded in probably the worst way possible. "Shut the fuck up you skinny fat ugly handsome bitch."
