Gregstophobic (satire au)

Getting used to the new life😎

                Its been a day, and the two are
           already used to thier new house n life..
             But, theyve planned a hangout with
                Thier friends tommorrow.. so now they
gotta think how theyll come out..

*GREGSTOPHOBIC CHAPTER TWO*

Wow, a new day! The two is getting ready, and about to go eat breakfast. But dude, they forgot they had to go grocery shopping today because they only moved in yesterday. What stupid idiot forgets such things.

Well, anyways, they get in the car and Christophe starts the car. And proceeds to start driving.

Like 2 minutes into driving because the
Grocery is too far omg stupid grocery

"I FORGOT THE APARTMENT KEYS" Gregory starts screaming and panicking.

"What..? But we already LEFT and IM ALREADY FUCKING DRIVING. YOU IDIOT. WHY DID YOU DO THIS?!"

"I DONT KNOW LEAVE ME ALONE OH MY GOD."

Christophe is trying like so hard to not freak out because hes driving, and hes ALSO trying so hard not to cause an accident. But, its too late to go back because they are already there. Gregory you stupid ugly annoying bitch ass fag.

(But anyways, im too damn lazy to make an entire segment of them going grocery shopping, thats too time consuming. )

It took like 40 minutes to grocery shop, wow.. that took too long for such tiny amounts of groceries. Damn. But anyway, they ate outside instead because cooking at 11am even tho they have the ingredients and time is BULLSHIT.

After eating, they went back home, but oops, GREGORY FORGOT THE KEYS, REMEMBER..? But concerningly, Christophe knows how to...lockpick..?? So they go over to thier lil apartment door and he got it so EASILY...

".. how you get in so quickly. What are you doing that i dont see.."

"Because im smarter"

"JUST OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR YOU FUCKING RAT..."

Christophe opens the door.

Wow, theres already a fucking rat in the house? They thought that because it was an apartment, that shit wouldnt be possible. But i guess they are just so unlucky. Hahaaa stupid losers

"The house is a bit trashed. What even happened?"

"I think its your fault for leaving the house"

"Shut the fuck up Gregory. You left too."

"Ugh"

They both walked in and of course Christophe was the one to clean because Gregory is a lazy bitch.

(I FEEL SO LAZY FOR THIS I THINK IM RUSHING THE CHAPTER SO MUCH BUT ITS BECAUSE I JUST WANNA MOVE ON TO THE NEXT CHAPTERS AFTER THREE BECAUSE I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS FOR THEM IM SORRY ILL BE LESS LAZY NOW)

"Atleast help me get these trashes out.."

"NO im tired." Proceeds to sit on the couch and watch him clean.

"HELP ME CLEAN. YOUVE WOKEN UP AT FUCKING 10AM. ITS 12. YOUR NOT TIRED. LIAR."

He actually was tired, hes only slept for 8 hours but he needed like 11

"OKAY FINE"
He actually helped in cleaning. How rare of an occurrence. Wow.

Well, anyways, they finished cleaning, how nice of Gregogay i mean Gregory to actually help.

By the time they finished, they decided it was time they eat lunch. It was 2pm. (Well, I guess its a good time. But like, idk..) so it was time to choose who was a better cook! Actually. I dont fucking know.

(UglyDollsforever2020 helen can you suggest who would be a better cook idk who)

since i dont know who would be a better cook, im just gonna, well, skip to after lunch. There was some free time. So they used it to think about coming out to thier friends tommorrow. (Christophe is having INSANE second thoughts.)

"How are we gonna tell them we are gay?"

"As i said, lets make o-"

Christophe starts screaming.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THAT. WE ARE NOT MAKING OUT INFRONT OF THEM. BABE, LITERALLY JUST TELL THEM. NOTHING ELSE. ACTUALLY, ANYTHING BUT THAT."

Gregory just sits there frozen.

"Thank you. Anyways," Christophe just goes to the bedroom. While Gregory is just stuck there. STUPID LOSER..

but now, they are waiting for tomorrow..