Tempestuous Sea

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐮𝐫...𝐃𝐨 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞?

A satyr's mishap,

Concussion and lost trousers,

Comedy ensues.

***

Many raised their brows, intrigued about the lost trousers part. Out of context, it sounded hilarious, but there was also concern at the mention of a concussion. 

"This is where mom met my father," Rhea said.

Poseidonas did not respond, he continued to look at the sea in front of him with his arms crossed.

"I was not supposed to exist."

People from the ROR world leaned forward, interested. They were pretty shocked when they heard that Poseidonas had declared that he had an heiress out of nowhere. The one God, who was known to be cold, calculating, unemotional, a recluse who didn't like anyone except for one of his brothers - Hades or Aidoneus as he likes to be called now, announcing about his heiress was a big shock for everyone. They wanted to know who she was, what she was like, and what made her worthy enough that the Sea Tyrant accepted her as his heiress. To hear that the girl wasn't supposed to exist just added more questions than answering them. 

The blond sea god gave her a side-eye.

Rhea proceeded to explain. "About sixty years ago, after World War II, the Big Three agreed they wouldn't sire any more children. Their children were just too powerful you see, World War II was basically a fight between the sons of the King of the Sky and King of the Sea on one side, and the sons of the King of the Underworld on the other, at the end the Lord of the Sky and my father, made the King of the Underworld swear an oath with them: no more affairs with mortal women. They all swore on the River Styx." She scoffed. "Yeah well, the big guy up there broke the oath first...twice! And then father followed."

Hearing about the oath being broken twice by Zeus made both the PJO and the RJO world's Poseidon and Hades glare at their respective Zeus heatedly. He was the one who forced the oath on them and he himself couldn't hold on to the oath. 

Both PJO and RJO Hera clenched their fists, seething at the reminder of the infidelity. 

"Your Zeus sleeps around? And you do nothing about it? You just sit aside and let him?" ROR Hera asked both PJO and RJO Hera, incredulousness evident in her voice. "How pathetic." She sneered, expressing her disgust about the lack of actions from her counterparts. 

"You speak as though your Zeus does not sleep around" sneered RJO Hera, trying to hurt ROR Hera. 

"I'll have you know, my Zeus is perfectly loyal to me, he doesn't sleep around like your husband. If he ever dares to, I'll cut off his dick and shove it down his throat and he knows this. Don't you, darling?" ROR Hera spoke to her counterparts in a condescending tone, directing her question towards her husband in the end. 

"If I ever lay with anyone that's not you, I'll personally come to you to get my punishment, my dear wife," replied ROR Zeus, taking his wife's hand in his. ROR Hera smirked at his reply, turning back around after directing a smug smile at her counterparts, thoroughly enjoying the anger she saw on their faces. 

People from the PJO and the RJO world watched the exchange with wide eyes. No one liked their respective Hera, but maybe, just maybe, they might like ROR Hera.