A Twisted Hero

Seven

I grumbled as I started fixing the soil outside of Ramshackle dorm to prepare it for a garden plus a small private greenhouse. Why you ask... Spelldrive was happening and I didn't have a team since I didn't have dorm mates and no one in the entire school wanted to be on a team with the only female on campus.

Inglehyde I understood since they are the school science geeks and really didn't get sports due to lack of motivation.

So here I was in what was, eventually, going to be Ramshackle garden preparing the soil. I'd already redid the outside of the dorm and did a whole roofing job by myself. All of Heartslabyul was impressed, especially Riddle who actually paid me to reservice the gazebo in the Heartslabyul rose maze since it had fallen into disrepair and that it was important for unbirthday parties and tea parties for Queen of Hearts rule 678. I used the money to buy tuna for Grimm. Myself and Levi, I had covered since talking to Ganondorf he got me set up with a delivery service that would deliver me anything using the rupees I had. So I paid for the whole school year, including breaks, except summer, (call it a hunch) for everything I would need and it only cost me two of my six hundred gold rupees for weekly deliveries for the entire year. So I was set.

"Ah Miss Christina, a moment of your time, " said Crowley as he approached.

Then there was this bird brain. After having been forced to help with IT in a few classes I immediately put in contract for my services to this school that any job outside of schoolwork I was forced into doing I'd have to be paid. Crowley wasn't happy, but I was reasonable enough in my pay demands.

"Yes," I said waiting for him to continue.

"May we employ your services for our medical wing until the Spelldrive tournament is over?" Crowley asked.

"Isn't that Professor Crewel's job along with Doctor Yaxley?" I  asked him

"Yes, but they're having trouble and you're the only student here who knows healing magic....," Crowley said

Oh right I forgot that I healed all of Heartslabyul after Riddle's overblot and everyone in my potions class after a cauldron exploded when a Savanaclaw student added the wrong ingredient. Since I share a potions class with Pomefire, Heartslabyul, and Savanaclaw students.

"Yes," I answered with a sigh before standing up while dusting the dirt off my clothes and hands before realizing that I was covered and smelled of sweat.

I snapped my fingers and instantaneously was freshened up. I grabbed Grimm and Levi before going to the school's hospital wing. But not before sniping an annoying blonde who was hanging about in the trees in the face with a small rock.

Every bed was taken and more coming in by the second. "Allies Alliance: Mipha's grace," I said aloud healing everyone in the room instantly.

That done I ushered everyone save Yaxley and Crewel out. "That was fun," I said

"Thank you pup for stepping in, " Crewel said to me before slumping into his chair.

"Thank the bird not me, " I said, "I'm helping you gentlemen until Spelldrive is over. Is it like this every year?"

"Yes and it gets worse every year," Yaxley complained.

"Huh," I hummed.

"By the way have I noticed that you haven't joined a club yet," Professor Crewel said.

"Yeah I'm trying to decide between science club and the Equestrian club," I said having told Professor Crewel and Professor Trein with Ganondorf's go ahead, that I was the era's current incarnation of Heroes Spirit. They hadn't believed me until I showed them Fi, who'd I'd gone to fetch after Riddle's overblot not trusting my luck in the slightest.

"Hmmm as much as I hate to say it though you  are extremely adept at the sciences perhaps the Equestrian club would suite you better because of Silver and Sebek of Daisomnia," Professor Crewel thoughtfully said.

"Oh why's that?" I asked

"They're swordsmen and while not on your level per se they would serve as good sparing partners. But at the same time you do keep Rook...,"

"No I deal with that crazy guy enough as it is. Today alone I've sniped him thirty times whilst he's been in his so called hiding spots around campus ," I refused cutting Professor Crewel off.

"Maybe we should have let the dark mirror sort you. You'd have ended up in Daisomnia certainly," Crewel said.

"Doubtful. Whilst I am powerful and have extremely strong ties to the fae I don't let it get to my head," I said as a few students entered the wing. I immediately took care of them before sending them off completely healed.

"You'd also do well in Pomefire,"Yaxley said.

"Er no thanks I found out the hard way that I'm allergic to the chemical blends in cosmetics. And while good at preparing poisons I prefer the opposite side of that spectrum," I said

"You're to social for Inglehyde. Heartslabyul definitely isn't a good fit for you. Savanaclaw you'd dominate without even needed to  be asked. And Octavinelle just isn't your gig either," Crewel said, "Scarbia maybe but because of Crown Prince Ganondorf I don't think that's the best idea since you two prefer to be separate and allow each their own space".

"Yup," I confirmed.

"By the way did you ever get those rupees exchanged?" Sam asked as he came in carrying a  wooden box filled with bags of Death Wish Coffee.

"Yeah Ganondorf helped me set up for a specialty bank account after I signed that contract with Crowley so I just deposited just about everything I had in there," I answered deciding not to mention just how much I'd deposited (roughly about 6 trillion of Twisted Wonderland's currency or three blue rupees),"so what's up with the death wish?"

"We order it every year around this time so that way we at least keep small vestiges of our sanity pup," Professor Crewel said

"Ohhhh," I said immediately understanding why since between teaching classes and the problems of Spelldrive around this time seemed taxing on them.

A few rounds of healing students I asked,"hey is it okay if practice the Life spell on the next wave of injured? it's Hylian fae healing magic that I was taught," I omitted the fact that the Hyrule in me was itching to use the ability.

"Of course, " Yaxley sighed just as five students from Daisomnia came in.

I put my spell pen away and started up with the life spell. Moments later the Daisomnia students walked out fully heal and their blot gone..."how I held back?"

"Hylian fae are known to be stronger than their other counterparts. Perhaps that's why," Yaxley suggested, "not to mention that you are already extremely powerful already, probably even give Malleus Draconia a run for his money"

"Ew," I cringed

"But for now go get yourself some lunch, puppy. Between classes and this you'll need it," Crewel told me.

"Gotcha. Want me to bring you guys anything?" I asked since watching Yaxley chowed down on death wish coffee beans was more than a little concerning.

"No we'll be fine, " Crewel said before walking me out of the infirmary.

I shrugged deciding that they were more adult enough, than anyone else I knew, to take care of themselves.

At first I wanted to head to the cafeteria but after a bit I decided to head to Octavinelle to check out the restaurant they had.(I grab the secret special hammer Deadpool uses to break and repair the fourth wall using my Unique magic)

"Little did I know at the time that, this decision would drag me into two overblots later on, one of them coming rather quickly as you will soon see readers, " I cancel my UM before continuing on my way.

"Huh so that's what that feels like. No wonder Wade's addicted to it, " I said before continuing forward.