A Twisted Hero

Eight

So one ten minute walk later I was waiting to be seated at the Monstro Lounge. Which only took about two minutes. I looked over the menu to see what I would like to have. Not even a minute after I opened my menu did a guy with silver hair and spectacles sit down across from me with a grin that strongly reminded the Legend part of me of Ravio.

"Can I help you?" I asked him as I read the drink menu before mentally settling on a berry lemonade.

"I think that the correct question is how can I help you?" He said with his best "I'm a business man who's going to try and fail to screw you over" grin to bad I and my predecessors have played this game before.

"Oh so your my server great I'll start with the Mixed berry lemonade for my drink and breadsticks for my appetizer, " I said as I gently pet Grimm which seemed to mentally throw him for a loop.

"I'm not your server," he started to say.

"Ohh so you're a....," I said cutting him off before he cut me off

"I'm the owner of this establishment, are you interested in making a deal?"

"No," I bluntly said annoyed, "the only thing that I want is to have a meal".

Azul on the outside appeared calm but internally I could tell that he was fuming and scheming. If I had to guess he wanted Ramshackle dorm for a second location on campus for the Monsto Lounge.

"You know what I'm leaving if you're going to treat me like this, " I said storming out of the Monstro Lounge to head to the cafeteria with Levi and Grimm in hand.

Azul seemed panicked and tried to stop me but couldn't especially since I was pissed.

I got to the cafeteria only to see a crowd of people. Oh right...there was a bakery that visited the school once a month. Braving the crowd I used my Black Friday know how and managed to snag several baked goods including a deluxe sandwich before checking out.

I sat down did a quick duplication spell on everything in my bag and handed one of the deluxe sandwiches to Grimm while giving Levi a brownie. I myself chowed down on a pumpkin empanada.

"Dang it I was supposed to get Leona a deluxe sandwich, " a hyena beastman complained before looking at Grimm who was cuddling his sandwich.

"Trade you," he said holding up a red bean bun.

I was about to say something but then something weird happened. Grimm gave up his sandwich like he was mimicking...oh great the hyena had that type of UM, wonderful.

The hyena beastman then ran off leaving a crying Grimm. I sighed before handing him another deluxe sandwich knowing that it wasn't his fault, to much experience with Grodd and Purple man.

After lunch I went around campus helping teachers get ready for their classes tomorrow since I hated being bored and Crowley forced me to quit my quote unquote Stark Industries internship/ Avengers and Justice League stuff to have a normal school life despite my and Tony's insistence (after he scolded me for five hours about getting kidnapped again)that a work study internship was viable especially with my current work load at Night Raven. The stupid bird wouldn't allow it even on the weekends. Though Tony did say that he and Steve would pick me up from Night Raven for winter vacation. Afterwards I got an oversized care package from Ma&Pa Kent, Mamma Wilson, Aunt May, Alfred, and Queen Frigga. Yes they all insisted on parenting me.

Sarah though managed to some how force Crowley into letting  her and Agatha into teaching two seprate weekly classes in the ways of magic as taught by the old gods. Aka a convenient excuse to continue teaching me about old magic.

From what I heard several had already signed up for the classes. Including most of my fellow dorm heads save Kalim and Idia. Though there was going to be an exam to take the exam which would drastically shrink the class size. The only people I knew for certain would pass would be Leona, Malleus, and possibly Azul. The others I wasn't so sure  about.

As I walked between each teacher I spotted Ortho.... I couldn't stop myself from making comparisons between him and Ultron, especially if I read his brother's file about being the heir to project  S.T.Y.X. correctly. I highly doubted that such a place was digitally barricaded from the likes of Ultron which made me nervous and twitchy. But for now I refrained from kidnapping Ortho to install anti-Ultron code into his onboard systems.

After lunch I decided to actually take a look at the clubs on campus. I instantly vetoed for myself:
- Board game club as it wouldn't be fair for the other members stupid blessing of Farore.
- Horseback riding club was out, Epona, any version, would kill me for riding another horse without her seal of approval.
- Science hard no, because of Rook. - Basketball, no.
-Track& field, no.
- Light music club, would be pointless since everytime I do a song it somehow becomes enchanted.
- Mountain lovers,  I'd more than likely leave them behind on accident.
- Gargoyle club, no I scare rock based beings thanks to Wild's antics and I'd rather not make such creatures uncomfortable.
- Magishift, no
- photography/movie club, Vil was to much of a perfectionist to allow creative expression like adlibing.

I sighed. I could ask Epona or maybe even see if I could bring her here, but I wasn't entirely sure. As I pondered my options Crowley approached me...again.