Death Pact (also book 4):

My favorite humans: Fuck Tr€n.

Me whose OTP'S TrEnHole: Guess I'll die then

Sorry guys-/gen

Pen: Avocado from Mexico

Tree: Pen waht

Pen: Tf u want boi

Also Pen: ARE YOU GONNA ACUSE ME FOR STEALING YOUR "HUSBAND" AGAIN??

Tree: KEEP IN MIND YOU'RE HIS BF AND I'M HIS HUSBAND.

Pen: DUDE YOU'RE NOT EVEN MARRIED YET-

Black Hole: Ye-

Tree: Honey, why

BH: What I'm js speaking facts-

Tree: *zappy* You love me. You think about me. You belong to me. YOU L O V E ME.

BH: ...*marriage paper and ring* O-kay..

Pen: DUDE WHY ARE YOU HOLDING HIM IN A HOSTAGE RELATIONSHIP-