Yes Pie's an alcoholic

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by Sashaluu2012

by Sashaluu2012

Pie: *on her 4th shot of vodka* MAN I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE

Tree: *on his 64th cup of coffee* The narrator got it wrong it's fucking 4th bottle.

DUDE CAN YOU NOT BREAK THE 4TH WALL

Tree: Absolutely not

Pie: And i want to fucking die

Tree: Kys then

Pie: Help me kms

Tree: NOW THAT WOULDN'T BE SUICIDE NOW WOULD IT

Pie: Huh, death pact?

Tree: It wouldn't exactly count as absolute suicide either because i killed you mean that's a murder.

Pie: Oh..

Black Hole: Dude i do not get why YOU GUYS ARE JUST TALKING ABOUT DEATH PACT'S ACTUAL MEANING WHILE PIE'S ON HER 4TH BOTTLE OF VODKA AND TREE'S ON HIS 64TH CUP OF COFFEE-

Tree & Pie: Were you fuckin spying on us/gen question