Chapter 5: A Day with Asia, Rescue Mission

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y/n: POV

y/n: Come on you worthless idiot, is this really all you've got!? I could do better in my sleep!

This is not how I expected to start my morning. Wasting my time, trying to help this worthless weakling train himself. The bastard can't even manage a single pull up, as his hands slip off the pole, causing him to fall to the ground and land on his ass.

y/n: Tch, you weakling. If you can't even manage a pull-up, no wonder you can't do shit with your magic glove or whatever the hell it's supposed to be.

Trash Can: I know, but there's no way I'm giving up that ea-

y/n: Shut up!

I stomp on his back repeatedly, causing him to fall flat on his stomach.

y/n: Quit monologuing, asshole! I'm the one wasting my morning here, so you're doing what I tell you, got it!? Now give me some pushups or I'll destroy you!!

He struggles to push himself up with my foot pressing down on his back when we both hear a voice behind us.

Asia: Oh, it's you both.

Turning around, we see the nun standing there, staring at us both. The perv goes to stand up.

Issei: Asi- AAAAHHH!

I stomp down on his back again, angrily.

y/n: Did I say you could stand up, you idiot!?! You're still wasting MY time here, got it!?! So you still have to listen to me!!

Asia: Wait, stop! y/n, what are you doing!?

y/n: Hah? What's it look like I'm doing? I'm trying to beat this waste of space into shape, so I don't gotta babysit his sorry ass anymore!!

Asia: Umm, okay?

y/n: Tch, forget it. A sheltered little flowery nun like you wouldn't get it.

I then check the time and notice the trash and I have been out here for a while now.

y/n: Great, it's already lunch. Hey, Trash! We're taking a break to eat something!

Trash Can: Oh, actually, I know a good burger joint not too far from here. We can go there.

y/n: Tch, fine. But if the food sucks, or the restaurant is perverted, I'm training you so hard, you'll get drilled into the ground, ya got that!?! Now come on, quit wasting my time!

The three of us walk to the place, with Trash Can leading. Eventually, we get to the joint and place our orders, which arrive in about fifteen minutes. We sit down so that I'm sitting beside the nun, making sure the perv can't feel her up or anything stupid like that. The nun stares at her burger like it's some sort of foreign object, and then she takes out a fork and knife.

y/n: What the hell are you doing?

Asia: Umm, is something wrong?

y/n: You mean besides the way you eat burgers? You don't use utensils, you use your hands! Even if you were sheltered as hell or whatever, that much should be obvious! Look!

I point to Trash Can, who took a bite from his burger, and the girl slowly and hesitantly follows his lead, taking a tiny bite of the burger.

Asia: Mmm, it's so yummy!

y/n: Oh yeah, guess you two haven't been officially introduced, huh? Well, this is Trash Can. Trash Can, you seem to know the nun pretty well.

Trash Can: For the last time, it's Issei!

y/n: Nobody cares, Garbage!!

Issei: *sigh* Hey, Asia. What made you decide to go to the park?

Asia: Huh? Oh, ...the weather was perfect, so I thought I might get out and enjoy it!

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