Have you ever seen the Cough Bandit?
You'd be lucky if you haven't!
He creeps up on the sick,
And to your chest he will stick.
Hacking and howling you will be,
For every time he plays a key.
The Cough Bandit is real indeed,
Just sneeze and you will see.
His goons usually arrive in the lead,
Sergeant Phlegm and Major Bogey.
Influencing is their game,
Influenza is their name.
Pardon me for this wretched cough,
But they're to blame, if you don't believe me, well tough.
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A/n: Just a funny poem I came up with while I recover from the flu.
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