FEATURED CHARACTERS
• Chiko Phoenix (Fursona; Phoenix Gang)
AT A PARTY ENTRANCE
Chiko: Hi. I'm here because I'm invited to my friend's party.
Bodyguard: Sorry, little one. No little furries allowed.
Chiko: What? But I'm not that little!
Bodyguard: You can't fool me, young one. You appear to be... too innocent-looking to be an adult.
Chiko: Oh, you meant that. Bro, I'm a young adult. And besides, I can't grow any further!
Bodyguard: That's no excuse for me to allow you into the party. Go home, kid. Game time's over. Mommy and daddy are waiting! *chuckles*
Chiko: Hahaha. And by the way, this is to your stupidity level. Really? Making fun of me because of how short I am?
Bodyguard: You're pissing me off, kid. Scram already or else-
Chiko: Or else what? Tell me! I wanna know!
Bodyguard: Well... no dogs allowed!
Chiko: I'm a furry, dumbass...
Bodyguard: Uh- no dog furries allowed!
Chiko: Riiiiiiiight then why else would my friend invite me then?
Bodyguard: Just scram already! And besides, you're just a little furry who can't do shit anyways!
Chiko: Oh you did not just try to go there with me-
Bodyguard: I just did! *laughs* what are you gonna do, little furry kid? Huh? C'mon! *pokes Chiko's head* I wanna see what you're capable of! *laughs*
Chiko: ... *eye twitches*
A FEW MINUTES LATER
Chiko's friend: *sees Chiko* Chiko! Hi!
Chiko: Hey! See? I told ya I would come :D
Chiko's friend: Yeah, I can see that. Sorry if I haven't told you the bodyguard doesn't allow dog furries inside the building. I tried to convince him, but it was no use. I'm not sure what's up with him.
Chiko: Oh no worries, bestie. I'm here now! That's what matters ^~^
Chiko's friend: Right... how did you manage to get in though?
Chiko: ...let's just say I convinced the bodyguard the "Chiko" way ^^'
MEANWHILE
Bodyguard: *affected by Chiko's heart energy spell of happiness; exploring the park* Wow! All these trees and flowers are so beautiful! And the green color is so warm and welcoming! Wow, I feel like I'm in my happy place. I'm SO happy right now! Woohoo! *plays around by rolling on the grass* ehehehehehe ^^
The crowd: ...
🐦🔥 THE END 🐦🔥
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