FEATURED CHARACTERS
• Chiko Phoenix (Fursona; Phoenix Gang)
• Blas Husky (PAW Patrol OC; Phoenix Gang)
• Trapper Prower (Sonic OC; Phoenix Gang)
• Dom Dalmatian (101 DS OC; Phoenix Gang)
Chiko: Guys, it's already almost the end of the year, and you still haven't learned how to email professionally! I mean, you're Guardian Leaders for heaven's sake, yet you still write like you're... you're... I don't know! Teens?!
Dom: It's our nature, Chiko. You gotta appreciate us more -3-
Chiko: Riiiiiiiiiiight well let's see if I appreciate you more when I read off some "informal" emails from some of you. Gotta learn email etiquettes! Future employers won't take you serious when you email like a bunch of immature teens! *looks at the camera* by the way, this is a true fact. Email etiquette's important in the professional world.
Dom: -3-? *looks at the camera then back at Chiko then back at the camera* huh, Chiko's losing his mind already... hehe, typical -w-
Chiko: I- okay. Let's just get on with the emails. Shall we? Alright *reads Blas's email*
BLAS'S EMAIL
"Subject: Gotta piss real bad bro; Email: Yo Chik, I gotta go take a piss real bad. Can't be on da mission day. Ya feel me? Be a good one to let me piss in peace? Thnks bro. Stay real 👍"
Blas: Hey, it was awesome!
Chiko: Well, Mr. Awesome, two things. One, you don't email me to let me know you're going to do your business! And two, really? Bro? Stay real? What on Earth?!
Blas: Eh, you're fine :)
Chiko: UGH- whatever. Next! *reads off Trapper's email*
TRAPPER'S EMAIL
"Subject: yoooo; Email: So like I don't wanna attend today's meeting. Imma skip it and go eat McDonald's. I'll bring you your favorite frappe as long as you excuse me pls or I'll unleash the alpha in me. Kidding sksksksks you a real G man. Cheers!"
Trapper: It wasn't a threat. It was a joke :)
Chiko: Joke or threat, you don't email this type of crap to other people! *facepalms and reads off Dom's email*
DOM'S EMAIL
"Subject: Ugh; Email: Can you please move Blas away from my seat during meals? He won't stop burping to my ear, and James is shy as hell. They're kind of getting on my nerves for once, and no one's doing shit. Can you like be a good leader and kick them out?"
Chiko: ...
Dom: -w- hehe
Chiko: NO!
🐦🔥 THE END 🐦🔥
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