Phoenix Gang: The Randomness Never Ends!

𝗥𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗺𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝟭𝟵: 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗲 𝗥𝗶𝘃𝗮𝗹𝗿𝘆

FEATURED CHARACTERS
• Roscoe Phoenix (Furry OC; Club of Phoenix)
• Helen Phoenix (Furry OC; Club of Phoenix)

Helen:
Anything you can do, I can do better.
I can do anything better than you.

Roscoe: No you can't.
Helen: Yes, I can.
Roscoe: No, you can't.
Helen: Yes, I can.
Roscoe: No, you can't.
Helen: Yes, I can, Yes, I can!

Roscoe:
Anything you can be, I can be greater.
Sooner or later I'm greater than you.

Helen: No, you're not.
Roscoe: Yes, I am.
Helen: No, you're not.
Roscoe: Yes, I am.
Helen: No, you're not!.
Roscoe: Yes, I am, Yes, I am!

Roscoe: I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge.
Helen: I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow.
Roscoe: I can live on bread and cheese.
Helen: And only on that?
Roscoe: Yes.
Helen: So can a rat!

Roscoe: Any note you can reach, I can go higher.
Helen: I can sing anything higher than you.
Roscoe: No, you can't. (High)
Helen: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Roscoe: No, you can't. (Higher)
Helen: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Roscoe: No, you can't. (Higher)
Helen: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Roscoe: No, you can't. (Higher)
Helen: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Roscoe: No, you can't. (Higher)
Helen: Yes, I CAN! (Highest)

Both: ...

Roscoe: I'm pretty sure if you hit me in the-

Helen: Hush! You're ruining the song!

Roscoe: Shoot... carry on!

Helen:
Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper.
I can buy anything cheaper than you.

Roscoe: Fifty cents?
Helen: Forty cents!
Roscoe: Thirty cents?
Helen: Twenty cents!
Roscoe: No, you can't!
Helen: Yes, I can,
Roscoe: Yes, I can!

Helen: Wait, can you?

Roscoe: I don't know! Ask the song, not me!

Helen: lol okay... carry on

Roscoe: Anything you can say, I can say softer.
Helen: I can say anything softer than you.
Roscoe: No, you can't. (Softly)
Helen: Yes, I can. (Softer)
Roscoe: No, you can't. (Softer)
Helen: Yes, I can. (Softer)
Roscoe: No, you can't. (Softer)
Helen: Yes, I can. (Softer)
Roscoe: YES, I CAN! (Full volume)

Helen: Geez, calm down

Roscoe: Sorry... got carried away

Helen: Mhm. Continue :)

Roscoe: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker.
Helen: I can drink it quicker and get even sicker!
Roscoe: I can open any safe.
Helen: Without bein' caught?
Roscoe: Yes.
Helen: That's what I thought.....you crook!

Roscoe: Any note you can hold, I can hold longer.
Helen: I can hold any note longer than you.
Roscoe: No, you can't.
Helen: Yes, I can
Roscoe: No, you can't.
Helen: Yes, I can
Roscoe: No, you can't.
Helen: Yes, I can....Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I CA-A-A-A-N!

Both: ...

Roscoe: Yes, you ca-a-a-an!

Helen: :D

Roscoe: Very impressive too

Helen: Thank you!

Roscoe: Yep. Continue :3

Helen:
Anything you can wear, I can wear better.
In what you wear I'd look better than you.

Roscoe: In my coat?
Helen: In your vest!
Roscoe: In my shoes?
Helen: In your hat!
Roscoe: No, you can't!
Helen: Yes, I can....Yes, I CAN!

Roscoe: Anything you can say, I can say faster.
Helen: I can say anything faster than you.
Roscoe: No, you can't. (Fast)
Helen: Yes, I can. (Faster)
Roscoe: No, you can't. (Faster)
Helen: Yes, I can. (Faster)
Roscoe: No, you can't. (Faster)
Helen: YesIcan! (Fastest)

Roscoe: I can jump a hurdle.
Helen: I can wear a girdle.
Roscoe: I can knit a sweater.
Helen: I can fill it better!
Roscoe: I can do most anything!
Helen: Can you bake a pie?
Roscoe: No.
Helen: Neither can I.

Both: ...FOR ONCE, SOMETHING RELATABLE!

Roscoe: Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter.
Helen: I can sing anything sweeter than you.
Roscoe: No, you can't. (Sweetly)
Helen: Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
Roscoe: No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Helen: Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
Roscoe: No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Helen: Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
Roscoe: No, you can't, can't, can't (sweeter)
Helen: Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary)

Helen: Yes, I can!
Roscoe: No, you can't!

Both: ...

Roscoe: Was singing that song worth it?

Helen: Yes! :)

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