Charlie POV
Charlie: Okay. So, the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year! No big deal, just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half, but who needs a whole year to save souls, am I right?! And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?!
Vaggie then got infront of me and grabbed me by the shoulders.
Vaggie: yes we will...
Angel: Oh, please, ya had less then half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit.
Charlie: sure there is, we just have to look a little harder for it!
Angle: well while your looking, the rest of hell is going nuts. People are already freaking out about the news, look at what's happening in the doomsday district.
He then shows me his phone to see a demon screaming in front of a fire, I then see a message pop up.
Charlie: what a donkey show?
Angel then panics and Reels his phone back in, what's he so worried about a donkey show, that sounds like it would be fun to watch.
Author: oh you poor soul.
Charlie: huh.
I then look around to see no one.
Charlie: hmm, nvrmind.
Angel:hehe nothing, My boss Val is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their shit.
Vaggie: Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?
Charlie: This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!
Angel: Cute idea and all, but you really gonna go out in all of this?
Charlie: Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep -
*BOOOOOOOM*
???: show yourself Alastor! Come and face-.
Alastor: who are you?
???: who am I!? Who am I!? I am the great sir pentious!! Inventor, architect of destruction, villain extraordinaire!!!
Egg bois: tell 'em boss!
Nifty: ooh a bad boy!
Alastor: Ha, well if all that's true, you'd think I'd have heard of you.
Sir Pentious: I attacked you literally last week.
Alastor then cocks his head toward sir pentious.
Sir Pentious: We've done battle, like... 20 times?
Alastor: Well, you must have been really bad at this.
Sir Pentious: Silence! Now cower! For when I've ssslain you, the almighty Vees will finally acknowledge me as their equal.
Niffty: Ooh! Wait, who are the Vees?
Alastor: Oh, nobody important.
YN: (YAWN) what's happening?
Charlie: ooh YN your finally awake, how did you sleep?
YN: slept wrong so my back hurts.
Charlie: oh I'm sorry, how about tonight I give you a different be?~
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