Hells human(hazbin hotel x male reader)

Ch.5-Radio killed the video star part 2

YN POV

Angel : So, How'd it go?

Vaggie: Not a single new recruit.

Angel :Yeah well, who would wanna use their last days not fucking and fighting?

He had a point, but I also felt bad for Vaggie and Charlie, I do wish there was something I could do. I look too see the door opening.

Sir Pentious: Why, hello my dear—

Vaggie the punches him to the ground, then points her spear at him, thank God I'm always on her good side.

Sir Pentious: Wait, wait, wait! I come in peace.

Vaggie: What are you doing here?

Charlie: Vaggie, what's the problem? Oh! Hello again!

Sir Pentious: I didn't come looking for a fight. I uhh...I heard that you're helping people, people who want to be better?

Charlie then grabs smiles widely grabs his hand, and lots him up.

Charlie: You heard right! Welcome to our home of healing, our resort of restoration, our-

Angel: Are you fucking nuts? This chump was trying to kill us like literally 6 hours ago! And now you wanna bring him in here to live with us?

Charlie: Absolutely! This place is about second chances, and who deserves one more than this slithery... slippery... special little man!

She then looks at me, and and pulls me close and whispers in my ear.

Charlie(Dommy mommy voice): you're my very special man.~

YN: (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

Angel: Aren't you supposed to protect this place?

Charlie then turns to vaggie and starts giving her puppy dog eyes.

Vaggie: I guess he's not much of a threat without the war machine, or even with the war machine.

Charlie then grabs me and vaggie into a hug, she then gave us both a kiss on the head.

Charlie: Oh! Thank you thank you thank you thank you! Sir Pentious! Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!

Sir Pentious: Oh no darling! Thank you! You won't regret this.

Angel: Eh, I give you a week, tops.

Charlie: So, this is the bar and the bartender. This is the curtain, and this is the new wall after you broke the last one, heh, and oh! Oh! This is the-

Vaggie: Babe, you don't have to show him every detail.

Charlie: Sorry, I'm just so excited to have our first real guest!

Angel: Uh, what the hell am I then?

Charlie: Well, you're an important part of our family here Angel, but you uhm, uh...

Vaggie: Constantly make us look bad, sexually harass the staff, and have literally never once tried to improve?

Now vaggie is the one who has a point.

Charlie: What she means is, it's just nice to have someone interested for once.

Charlie: Over here we have our maid Niffty.

Niffty: The bad boy is back!

She then climbed onto him, grabbed his color, and smiled at him creepily.