Hells human(hazbin hotel x male reader)

Ch.7 scrambled eggs PART 2

Alastors POV

Zestial: Hark, Alastor. How fare thee this day?

Egg Boi: Who's that, boss? Want me to rough him up for you?

Alastor: Follow in silence if you value your shell! Greetings, Zestial!

Zestial: Ah, the weather doth become this fine day.

Alastor: Indeed, looks like we might have some acid rain this afternoon!

Zestial: If our luck doth hold! I do revel in the screams. How art thou? It has been an age since thou hath graced us with thy presence. Some hath spun wild tales of you falling to... holy arms.

Alastor: Oh, I just took a well-earned sabbatical, nothing serious. Though it's fun to keep everyone on their toes!

Zestial: There too hath been rumor of thy involvement with the princess and her recent flight of fancy. Tell me, how dost thou fall in such folly?

Alastor: That is for me to know. But please, do guess, I'd love to know the theories!

Zestial: T'would be grander folly by far to assume the workings of your mind, Alastor. Thou hath been naught but an enigma since thy manifested in this realm!

Alastor: Coming from someone as ancient as you, I take that as quite the compliment! Oh by the way I have something to show you.

I then snapped my fingers to reveal YN

YN(covered in kisses): huh where am I?

Alastor: YN my boy! I would like you to meet Zestial!

YN: oh hi there.

Zestial: is thou art a human?

YN: maybe.

Zestial: intriguing.

Alastor: don't worry YN they won't notice right away!

We then reached the top of the building and the door opens and we see a bunch of he overlords there. The main one named carmilla speaks.

Carmilla: Welcome, Hell's sovereign overlords. I've invited you all here because you represent the controlling powers of our city. Together, you own millions of souls. Souls at risk with the new Extermination schedule. We need to discuss what can be done to minimize the impact to our interest.

Carmilla: Zestial, so good to see you, my friend.

Zestial: Enchanted as always, Carmilla.

Carmilla: Alastor?

Alastor: Yes, I know I've been absent some time. I'm sure you've all been wondering!

Carmilla: ...Not really. But welcome back in any case.

Damn you, I show up for once and this is how I'm greeted.

Carmilla: This year's Extermination was brutal, far more even than years past. We have assessed that about 16% of the population was lost With the angelic legions now returning twice as quickly, I think it prudent we-

The door then slammed opened revealing the brat.

Velvette: Yes, I've got it handled, Vox. Are you doubting me? Really? Me? That's what I thought. Yes, I know. They're all a joke.Thank you, V. See you soon. Kisses, darling.

Carmilla: Nice of you to join us, Velvette. Will your... colleagues be joining?

Velvette: No, they have better shit to do than to listen to an old windbag who thinks she's tough shit. I'm here to represent.