Harry Does Canon, and loves it by fvdv123

Chapter 2

Disclaimer:

Mrs. J.K., The saying: The road to hell is paved with good intentions? It goes for Canon too. When I start typing, canon is drifting aside and I end up with my favorite girls, but then again: for free…

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Penelope smiled and answered: "That is alright Heir Potter, it is nice to hear a compliment once in a while."

Tracey pinched me in my side: "No flirting with other girls Harry, that gives the wrong impression." Damn, one day and already jealous? That is fast. I leaned over to Tracey and whispered: "Then flirting is allowed with you both?" Hah! I got her blushing!

Daphne softly said: "It is allowed and expected Harry." Crap! What contract did I sign again? Was there fine print?

2 First year. Trolling.

History was fun, I noticed my classmates taking notes like crazy, trying to follow Bins droning about Goblins. I nudged the girls and followed Bins's words from the textbook he recited word for word with my finger, after twenty minutes in class I stage whispered: "I think he is trained to recite from the books."

Hermione froze up, checked her book with her notes, and scowled. She still has trouble with her quill and her notes and hands are full of ink stains. One by one the others stopped taking notes and followed Bins reciting the book.

I said out loud: "We can use this hour to study, I already memorized half of this book." Bins just droned on, I commented out loud: "Even this book is not about History, I checked every course book, and it is all propaganda against Goblins." Everyone started to page through the course book, it was filled with Goblins and their uprisings.

Soon we were discussing the textbook with each other and discussed the accuracy. I stated: "If they want to let us believe that the only thing our ancestors did was fight some Goblins, what else are they hiding? Is the school not proud of our ancestors?" Bins never stopped talking, completely forgotten.

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Next was Charms with the Puffs, we followed Penelope, still a nice ass and legs, to Flitwick's classroom.

The poor dude got assaulted by my classmates about Bins. Hermione summed it up: "What use is a teacher if the only thing he does is reciting from a book? We can read that for ourselves. I tried to ask Professor Bins a question, but he looked at me and continued his reciting. Did my parents pay for this?"

Flitwick was sweating bullets, normally this talk happens after the new year, not on the first day.

I said to Hermione: "That is to save money, miss Granger, did you see the outfit of the headmaster? That must have cost a fortune." In other words, Dumbledore is embezzling from school.

Ten minutes later he could start on wand safety and Magic Theory on Charms, that lesson was interesting, so I did not interrupt it. I was still dead set on Wandless magic, so I compared Flitwick's words with the book about wandless. I am certain I have it learned in our third year.

Flitwick ended with teaching Lumos to us. A spell found in my household spell books. It is amazing what useful spells you can find in those books. I have one on cooking, gardening, grooming, maintenance, and cleaning. With a bit of imagination, that is all you need to know to survive in this world. My Lumos was first, and the brightest, and I got my first points! This is so cool, I received points in bloody Hogwarts!