Harry Does Canon, and loves it by fvdv123

Chapter 4

Mrs. J.K., I am rushing through the years, I know, but as a reviewer pointed out, they are a bit too young for the fun parts, although they are almost a year older than Harry… meh, a few chapters more and we get to the good stuff, for free even.

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Sorting was fun, Astoria sorted first, when she sat down she said: "That hat told me to say hello to you, what is your explanation about that?" I shrugged: "We are mates."

Luna sat next to Astoria: "Harry? What is Truck San and Isekai?" I answered: "For that answer, you need to wait six years, can you wait that long?" Luna nodded.

When Ginny got sorted in Ravenclaw, everything got silent. shy, she went to our table, I stood up and applauded: "Well done Ginny! You broke the curse! You moved to the front part of the beast!"

All three started laughing out loud. When everyone looked at me for an explanation I said: "Griffins are part Eagle and part lion, we are called eagles, and they are the lions, get it?"

4. Year Two. A whole year.

Looking at their clueless faces I said: "I'll explain later." Anyway, there was no flying car incoming, no diary, no Lockheart… Is this year going to be boring? Ah! I forgot the basilisk! That is one for next weekend.

Dumbledore had some serious dents in his reputation this summer, he got sacked from his Wizengamot job and was on the verge of losing his other side job at the ICW. He totally lost his sparkle. He is still sitting on that throne and wearing those gaudy robes.

Penelope went with us upstairs, she still has a nice ass and legs, the firsties are taking the long road up so they can take their time to answer their question.

The doorknob asked: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" I sighed, went to the knob, and gave it a slap, I asked: "Did you hear it right, or do you want to hear it again?" The door opened, my answers are always unexpected, the girls giggled when they entered the dorm. Except for Hermione, as a muggle-born, she learned about eastern philosophy and was stunned that I answered one of their enigmas.

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At breakfast, Flitwick handed the timetables out, and behold! We are taking the brunt of our classes with the snakes. I asked around, and all the upper year has most classes with the Puffs, I checked the timetable of the firsties, they have most classes with the Puffs too.

With a big sigh, I went to the head table and asked Flitwick: "Sir? Is it normal that only our year is partnered up with Slytherin? The other years are all partnered up with Hufflepuff, is there a reason for this?"

Flitwick answered: "The schedules of the students are done by the headmaster and Deputy Headmistress Mr. Potter."

I looked sadly at him: "I see." I turned around and got back to our table. I said to Daphne and Tracey: "You can alert them, this is another set-up."

And behold! Potions as the first class! When we entered the classroom, we took our seats, I partnered up with Hermione, she will be the primary target because she dared to be more intelligent than the proper purebloods.

Snape started with small barbs at know-it-alls, criticizing Ravens and glorifying his Snakes, halfway through, I noticed Malfoy throwing something at Hermione's cauldron. I intercepted it and studied the object.