Harry Does Canon, and loves it by fvdv123

Chapter 3

Disclaimer:

Mrs. J.K., Did you notice how I held back my rants at Dumbledore? A few more stories and I can picture him as a good guy… Nah, like that will ever happen. Oh, yeah, for free, as always.

Previous:

The rest of the school year was smooth sailing, with no harassing Snape, and no death traps. I ignored every request of Dumbledore to talk to me with the same answer: make an appointment with Lord Greengrass. The bikinis of the girls had less and less fabric, I complimented them of course, after all, it was in the contract.

After a year of working out with a potion regime, I finally reached my goal, I was a hunk! Daphne and Tracey were salivating when they looked at me. I grinned: "You know, it is allowed and expected to flirt with me too." A double hug from girls in bikinis feels so much better.

3 Year Two. Locked.

I slapped their bums and said: "I am going to miss our private beach. Come, we have to study for our exams on Monday, and if we stay here any longer then I could go too far."

Tracey grinned: "Define too far Heir Potter?" I hugged Tracey and untied the knot of her top, I said softly: "Well, Heiress Secondary Davis, I could remove your top and admire your boobs. I already untied it, do you want me to remove it or wait?"

Blushing, Tracey stammered: "I am not ready yet Harry, next year maybe, or the year after... Daphne, can you tie it back up please?" Laughing, Daphne tied her top back.

I smiled: "Now we know our borders, tell me when I go too far… or not far enough. I think it is proper to let you both set the steps."

Daphne hugged me and said softly: "You can count on it Heir Potter, you made this year wonderful for us. We let you know when to move forwards."

Xxxxx

The Sunday before exams, I cornered the Weasley Twins: "Brothers of mayhem, source of chaos, I need to have a look at The Map, for a fee of course.

The twins took me to an empty classroom, I shook my head: "My dear ignorant brothers, did you know that the headmaster of the school can control the paintings and use them to spy on your actions? I'll bet he knows before you what prank you are going to do. Then you have the elves that follow you around, although they mostly follow me around."

We moved to a secure spot and they activated the map, with a quick look I confirmed the location of Scabbers. I looked at them and said: "Men, you are under a spell, what do you see on your brother Ron's bed?"

F: "Scabbers of"

G: "course"

I said: "Well, I see a different name. Let me ask you a question, how old is the rat?"

F: "Quite"

G: "old"

"Let us make a deal, I need a rat to upset my relatives, Ron's rat is very old so I doubt he will survive the summer, give the rat a sleeping potion and put him in this cage I will buy the rat for a hundred Galleons, you guys buy Ron another pet and the rest is for you. I heard your eldest brother is a curse breaker, let him check you out. Do we have a deal?" And maybe check your arse too.