(The Police began to cry and run away. Wario then began to put the money back in the briefcase and then ran straight for the window but knocked into it instead. Then Wario noticed that the police were here.)
Police 2: We just got called because an officer was called adopted... Is that it?!?
Police 3: I don't know, I heard that fat yellow guy is in here as well!
Wario: I CAN'T LOSE!
(Meanwhile, Waluigi was playing with his rubber duckie until the Police came in.)
Police 4: GO! GO! GO! GO!
(Wario panicked and went to hide with the briefcase in the bathroom.)
Police 2: HEY! Is there someone in here!? Get out now!
(Wario was now completely in panic mode. Police 2 broke down the door. And both began to scream as Wario began shitting himself.)
Wario: Hahaha! Hmm?
(Wario began to notice several wigs and tried one of them on.)
Police 3: Oh hey there babe, what's a pretty damsel doing in a place like this?
(Police 3 came over to Wario.)
Doing anything tonight babe?
(Wario then kicked Police 3 and ran away.)
Police 5: Alright, alright. What's going on here?
(Wario was busy trying to look for something to distract Police 5 when he noticed something.)
Wario: OH look! A jaywalker!
(Mario was still outside with the bucket on his head, jaywalking.)
Mario: I can't look anywhere!
Police 5: JAYWALKING!
(Police 5 pounced onto Mario.)
GET OVER HERE!
(Meanwhile, Police 2 was now trying to catch Waluigi but...)
Police 2: Don't tell me, don't tell me! I can do this! I can do this on my own!
(Then Police 2 got hit by a plane.)
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Waluigi: Oh no!
(Wario came out of the plane and they both began to run away using the plane. The Police began to look at the plane as it began to approach them.)
Police: What the fu-
(Police got crushed. The plane then hit Mario, who was busy with Police 5.)
Police 4: WE GOT ONE MAN DOWN! ONE MAN DOWN!
Police 3: I GOT THIS ONE!
(Police 3 threw a fireball at the WarioBomb, lighting it on fire, then Police 3 kicked it, destroying the Plane. Police 4 began to approach the money.)
Police 4: Finally... We got our money back!
(Police 4 opened the briefcase only to reveal nothing was inside of it.)
THE MONEY IS GONE!?! WHERE'D THE MONEY GO YOU FATASS!?
(Police 4 looked around to see Mario was using the money for a Spaghetti-pay machine.)
Mario: Hurry up already!
(Mario put another dollar in the Spaghetti-pay machine and Spaghetti came out.)
Woohoo!
Police 4: YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU HAVE ALL STOLEN MONEY AND USED IT FOR YOUR OWN GREEDY WILL! ALL YOU GUYS WILL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!
Mario: You cheap bastard!
(In Jail, Mario was humming a tune when Wario began to argue with him. Right then and there... Waluigi learnt a valuable lesson. That money in a briefcase doesn't bring happiness but true friends in a dumpster home.)
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