EarthSageMedli: viaaaa
EarthSageMedli: you awake?
WindSageMakar: i am
EarthSageMedli: let's reply to via a bunch of times lmaoo
WindSageMakar: yeah lets do it
EarthSageMedli:
EARTH TO VIAAA
WAKE UPPP
TWEET TWEETTT
VIA
VIA
YO SEA SAGE
HELLO SALVIA OFFICINALIS MARE
GET ONLINE
WindSageMakar:
TAVIIIIII
WAKE UPPP
NOWWWW
MEDLI AND I AREEE WAITING
ARE YOU DEAD
DID YOU DIE IN YOUR SLEEP OR SOMETHING?
GET ONLINE
EarthSageMedli:
WAKE UP VIAAA
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SeaSageOctavia: What is the meaning of this?! Why are you both spamming me first thing in the morning?!🤬
EarthSageMedli: sorry vie
EarthSageMedli: wait.. a typo..
EarthSageMedli: CAN I CALL YOU VIE
SeaSageOctavia: ...
EarthSageMedli: plssss we're friends remember🥺🥺
SeaSageOctavia: I don't see why not
EarthSageMedli: yay vie
EarthSageMedli: forgive me vie pls
WindSageMakar: okay shes awake
WindSageMakar: nice plan medli
EarthSageMedli: i know, i know😌
SeaSageOctavia: So what did you two do before you became sages?
WindSageMakar: i lived on the forest haven and played my violin for annual korok ceremonies
WindSageMakar: i would also play around in the forest as a young kid with my best friend linder
WindSageMakar: plus i would fly around with my little leaf propeller
WindSageMakar: what about you tavi
SeaSageOctavia: I lived on Outset Island with my best friends, Link, and his sister Aryll. We would spend all day as kids hanging out together and playing around, just.. you know.. being kids.
SeaSageOctavia: Link was the only person my age who lived on Outset. We would play Marco Pollo in the ocean together, we would play Spider, and we would jump off the lookout tower head first into the ocean. We would have rock skipping contests together, and we would go running up the hill. We would always go exploring with Aryll, one time we found the cave to the forest, and one day Link had the idea to go sledding off the cliff on Outset.. he asked me to go first, then I scraped my knee.. I still have a scar on my knee to this day.
Then at one point, the three of us found a junkyard, and we decided to go into it, but little did us kids know, it was someone's property.. the old lady who owned it literally got so mad..
Then, we almost got the police called on us but we ran away because the old lady hit us with her cane.. she was saying "GET OFF MY PROPERTY YOU LITTLE WHIPPER SNAPPERS.
EarthSageMedli: seems like the three of you had a fun time!
WindSageMakar: you knew the hero of winds
SeaSageOctavia: Yes, since we were young children.
EarthSageMedli: luckyyyyy via
WindSageMakar: medley is right i definitely envy
WindSageMakar: ugh stupid autocorrect🤬
EarthSageMedli: it's okay, my name is the same pronunciation as an actual dictionary word so it's bound to happen.
SeaSageOctavia: At nights, we would go stargazing together.
SeaSageOctavia: Aryll and I would have races to the lookout tower every morning. Whoever lost would have to walk down the beach to her grandma's house and back. I've lost a lot, and Aryll won a bunch. We would feed gulls together, and splash Link in the ocean, much to his annoyance..
EarthSageMedli: vie that seems like one epic childhood right there.
SeaSageOctavia: What about you Medli? What did you do?
EarthSageMedli: I was studying to become an attendant of the great valoo, i told vie previously, because we met on dragon roost, that was the last time i saw her before i was awakened as the earth sage.. she helped me through the earth temple, and we were running around the mirror room in the temple playing real life temple run together.. now here i am.. offering my prayers to the master sword.
SeaSageOctavia: I was pretty upset that night I was awakened as the Sea Sage. I remember that first night in the sea temple sage residence, I couldn't sleep because I knew I would never get to sleep on my own island ever again.. I pressed my call button and summoned Oceania, she was so kind to me, she saw me crying, and sat on my bedside and sang me a lullaby, and her gentle voice made me fall asleep.
EarthSageMedli: wow.. i got coffee at least.
EarthSageMedli: PERKS OF BEING A SAGE.
EarthSageMedli: YOU GET FREE UNLIMITED COFFEE
WindSageMakar: neat can i have some
EarthSageMedli: press your call button and ask fado. I'm sure he'll say yes!❤️
SeaSageOctavia: I just got some too! I got a latte.
EarthSageMedli: so did i!
WindSageMakar: i got a latte too
EarthSageMedli: oh vieee can i private message you pls
SeaSageOctavia: We need to be granted permission, remember?
EarthSageMedli: oh yeah good point via.
EarthSageMedli: I just pressed my call button and asked laruto and i got a yes from her.
SeaSageOctavia: Update: I got a yes from Oceania.
EarthSageMedli: vieee i'm just gonna say "test" in the first message, look for meee!
Octavia: Okayy!!
EarthSageMedli: See you there viee!!!
EarthSageMedli: ❤️
SeaSageOctavia: Okay! Yeah found you.
EarthSageMedli: 👍
WindSageMakar: via
SeaSageOctavia: I'm only allowing Medli to call me that..
WindSageMakar: sorry vie
SeaSageOctavia: I'm only allowing Medli to call me that too..
WindSageMakar: why
SeaSageOctavia: Umm? Because Medli is the one who came up with those nicknames?
SeaSageOctavia: Umm Medli? You can fly? And you're an attendant?
EarthSageMedli: yeah i can fly, but i suck at it😭
SeaSageOctavia: CAN I CALL YOU FLIGHT ATTENDANT
EarthSageMedli: sure❤️
EarthSageMedli: wow i love this group chat
EarthSageMedli: vie
SeaSageOctavia: Yes Medli?
EarthSageMedli: you're like a sister to meee🥺
SeaSageOctavia: Thank you so much!
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