Laruto: Medli has apparently been sick lately. I don't think she's really sick though.. because I found these unused cough drops in the Earth Temple residence.
Oceania: Octavia has too, I feel a bit sorry for her.. considering the fact that I don't think she's actually sick. Because I found this wet towel Octavia used to fake her fever.
Fado: Makar has been sick too. I went to check on him and he has a bunch of unused tissues scattered around.
Laruto: I am about to bring Medli her supper. Wait? She is talking to Octavia.. what are they talking about?
Laruto: I knew it! Medli is not sick! I heard her talking with Octavia!!
Oceania: Snag her slate. She might have some strange messages on there with Octavia.
Laruto: I do not think it would be a good idea to grab it.. that would be invading her privacy..
Oceania: Laruto, You may not be her biological mother, but the gods granted you partial custody over her. You have every single right to read her messages. Just snag her slate after the lights out call. Make sure she's asleep, then you can take it.
Laruto: Okay, she just told me she's feeling fatigued and she wants to go to bed early. She still thinks that I believe her. I have to pretend like I believe her.
Laruto: Medli is asleep now. I am about to take it right now. I'm gonna go into the big room in the Earth Temple, the one with the shining sun. Will I be able to log in?
Oceania: If she has a passcode on it, please know she is a kid. It will not be that hard to guess it.
Laruto: I'm going to do her birthday digits first: 1213.
Laruto: Wow! It worked!
Oceania: Okay what kind of stuff do you see?
Laruto: Her messages with Octavia.. she has Octavia's contact as "Via❤️"
Laruto: I knew it! She is NOT sick! The two are pretending to be sick so they can get out of their prayers!
Oceania.. Hmm.. that explains it. What else does she have? Read more of her messages!
Laruto: Oh.. I found a bunch.. Makar is doing it too?
Fado: Oh? Really? Oh dear.. that mischievous kid.."
Laruto: Medli has a few games on here, I think i should open them up.
Oceania: Laruto, I do not think you should play any levels though, because she will know if you beat one of them she will know that someone was using her slate..
Laruto: She's level 634?! Wow.
Laruto: What else? Hmm. She has a few more apps. She does not really have that many apps though. She has her PictoCapture app. She has her harp tuning app, She has her internet app.. what? Her search history.. "How to fake being sick?" She found actual online tutorials and videos on how to fake being sick? Wow.
Laruto: I think I should confront her tomorrow morning.
Oceania: Laruto, please do not confront her directly. I have a better idea..
Laruto: What is it?
Fado: Yeah, I am interested. What do you both have in mind?
Oceania: We trick the three into getting caught. They really like this YouTube channel called "ckeymelodies".
Fado: The pianist?
Laruto: Oh yeah, the girl who made that rendition of the Earth God's Lyric.
Oceania: Yeah, her! We will say that she is holding a concert and make fake posters, then they will admit they are not sick!
Fado: Yeah, I think that is a genius idea Oceania!
Laruto: Mhm. Should we do it?
Oceania: Absolutely.
Fado: You know, that when I was a child, my parents told me if I was misbehaving: Fado, go pick a stick from the Kokiri Forest. It had to be a big stick, if I chose a little twig, they would tell me to go pick another one. It was a "pick your own switch" deal.
Laruto: Fado, you still are a child. You are a Kokiri, you never grew up.
Fado: Yeah, and?
Laruto: You should not be responsible for another sage then. If you really are responsible for Makar, at least show you are.
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The Secret Life Of Sages
FanfictionAll the sages ever get to do with their lives is be stuck in a temple and pray, pray, pray. What happens when they are on break and they don't want to play their instruments at that moment? Hmm.. after all.. Medli, Makar, and Octavia are just a coup...
