Love In Every Reality (Hancock x Luffy One Shot Collection)

The Goddess Of Love & The Sun God

Author Note: The character names have been changed in this AU. Characters with devil fruits are named after their fruit's Japanese names; except for Hancock's sisters. The rest have the names of actual gods. But don't worry, I made it obvious who is who.

Heven, the realm where all the gods dwell. A space inaccessible by mortals and a place one could call paradise. Heven greatly resembled a Sky Island as it had islands of clouds with golden roads connecting them. Fantastical creatures of all kinds inhabit this place; from unicorns to birds that draw rainbows in the sky. Once again, this place was paradise.

"This place is shit."

However, one goddess disagreed with this sentiment. This goddess was the epitome of beauty, a being so majestic no artist could draw her and no writer could accurately describe her beauty.

"I want to leave this shithole."

No words sounded crude as long as they came from her mouth. She stood up from her chair made of pink rose petals and exited her heavenly abode. The wind made her long pink hair dance as she walked down a fleet of stairs.

"Sister Mero, what's the matter?"

Two goddesses approached her as she came down the steps. These goddesses had the lower body of a serpent but the upper body of a woman.

"Why are you cursing again?"

The green-haired goddess asked with concern.

"Why? Let me tell you, Stheno."

Mero clenched her fists tightly.

"I'm fed up with all these gods coming to pest me every day!"

Her voice reverberated through the space.

"I mean you're Gods! Don't you have mortals to oversee or something?!"

"It seems everybody wants to obtain the Goddess of Love for themselves."

The orange-haired goddess wore a face of disgust.

"That's the thing, Euryale. I don't want any of them! I've known them for thousands of years and they all disgust me! The way they chase after mortal women and force themselves on them is appalling! Don't they have any godly pride?!"

The Gorgon sisters watched as their eldest sister ranted with such intensity her hair stood up.

"I mean, some of them even take my constant rejections as a challenge and continue to harass me! UGH!!!"

Her hair moved like serpents as she raged on.

"I hate men who can't take the hint."

"Beating them up doesn't seem to help either."

"I'm certain a few of them loved when Sister Mero kicked them."

Stheno and Euryale didn't hide their disgust.

"This place sucks because I can't leave."

She sat on a giant serpent that appeared out of nowhere.

"I can't even kill them because we're immortal."

Mero's annoyance was overflowing.

"What's this? The Goddess of Love doesn't want to find love for herself."

Mero turned her head and a gigantic white snake was looking down on her. The snake lowered its head and a short elderly goddess was on it.

"Oh, the Irony."