Love In Every Reality (Hancock x Luffy One Shot Collection)

The Love Guru

An unnamed island on the Grandline. This island was where the Strawhats and their allies would spend time together after Luffy became Pirate King and won the final war against the World Government. This island's only season was spring and was covered with colourful fauna which naturally attracted numerous wildlife.

On this vibrant island, a dark and sinister event was underway.

"Oh, gods from forgotten times I call upon thee!"

Sanji lifted his hands towards the ceiling and shouted. He was in a dark room where the only source of light was sticks of candles placed around the room. He was donning a hooded robe and holding a skull-shaped pendant in his hands.

"Gods, hear my call!"

He shouted with his arms spread.

"S-S-Sanji, you're really creeping me out!"

Sanji wasn't the only one inside the room. There was a frightened Chopper, Usopp, and Brook. They were dressed in robes just like him.

"Why did you come along if you're scared, Chopper?"

Sanji asked while taking out a bottle of scarlet dust from his clothes.

"I saw you walking with Zoro so I thought you guys were going to play."

Chopper looked at the table in the centre of the room. Zoro was lying on the table. He was chained and snoring.

"Play? Well, I guess we're going to play a game."

Sanji sprinkled the scarlet dust around the table.

"Really?!"

Sanji nodded. Chopper sighed in relief.

"What, so you were just playing."

Sanji nodded again after drawing a circle around the table with the scarlet dust.

"We're going to play Summon the Old Ones."

He took out a knife.

"Oh, so we're summoning grandpas and grandmas?"

"You can say that."

He rubbed his fingertip on the knife as the blade had a bloody gleam.

"Brook this is all your fault!"

Usopp screamed at Brook.

"Huh? How is this my fault?!"

"You shouldn't have lent Sanji that book you got from those cult worshippers!"

"How was I supposed to know he would drug Zoro's liquor and attempt to sacrifice him?!"

"I told you that I would when I asked to borrow the book."

Sanji said as he took out some glowing liquids.

"Oh, yeah. I forgot. My bad. Yohohoho!"

"Don't yohoho me!"

Usopp smacked Brook's head before turning to Sanji.

"Sanji! Let's calm down for a bit and clear our heads."

"I'm completely calm, Usopp. In fact, my mind has never been this clear."

He threw the liquids at the candles and the flames grew and turned a creepy green.

"Since beating Mihawk this guy has been doing nothing but lazing around and being a pain in the ass. So I've decided to give his life meaning again."

Sanji showed a bright smile.