A/N this is kind of for the brojohn shippers
Bro / Dirk pov
I glance up from the orange metal sewing machine ,I have from the 70's or something, where i was sewing a blue smuppet. ((A/N ;D ;D I have a green metal sewing machine))
I hear a window opening in the front of the house ,so i grab lil cal and I flashstep to the source of the sound.
I see a girl glowing a blue color from her hands......
And she was wearing........Pajamas?
OK. OK. I must be seeing things.
"Who are you"
I say holding the puppet up menacingly.
She laughs.
She.
Freaking.
Laughed.
I was about to beat the shit out of her right then...
But she said
"Hehe it's me, John"
I raised an eyebrow over the pointed lense of my shades.
"I'm a girl. I don't know how. But I am."
I sigh and think
Now it's not weird when I hit on him
Then I slightly smile to myself.
"Are you here to see Dave?"
"Yeah"
"OK but.........next time knock....... Unless you want to be beat senseless by a puppet"
YOU ARE READING
Fem! john x dave
RandomJohn Dave. Uh I'm horrible at descriptions.... John wakes up one day.... Stuff happens and 'he' falls in love with Dave.... Then it happens again and he realizes that he is bi and YAY.... Idek.... I just felt like we needed some representation here...