DC Incorrect Quotes 35 (Ft. Harley)

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Trevor: Hey bro, can I get a sip of that water?

Derek: It's not water- (Cut off)

Trevor: VODKA! I like your style- (Cut off)

Derek: It's vinegar.

Trevor: What?

Derek: It's vinegar.

Nick: Alec, did you remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Alec: (Naked in Nick's bed) No, I absolutely do not.

Nick: (Taking his clothes off) Fuck, me neither....

(When Tom founds out that Aaron got bullied by Wesley and his gang)

Harley: Where are you going?

Tom: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide in the car.

Tess: You look mentally ill.

Gabby: I am, Let's go.

Dan: That is not correct.

Dan: Because according to the encyclopedia of- (Mutters gibberish.)

(In The Beta Universe)

Ellie: Dammit Fiore, you ruined everything!

Fiore: You're welcome.

James: (Screaming at the alarm clock) AAA! AA! AA! AA! AA! AA! AA!

James: HOW DOES THAT FEEL, HUH!?!

Fiore: (Hits Drew with a pillow.) Pillow fight.

(Then they have a pillow fight and accidentally hits Drew)

Dan: Drew...

Fiore: Welp, Party's over.

Dan: Gabby, I don't think I can handle any more of your tomfuckery.

Gabby: Oh yeah? Well I can keep going until you're all tomfuckered out!

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